A great many people now reading and writing would be better employed keeping rabbits. — Edith Sitwell Copy Share Image
I grew up as a very sarcastic person. I was always the class clown, and to date girls I had to be… — Kurt Fuller Copy Share Image
“Are you really speechless or has the vodka finally impaired your ability to function like a normal human?” — Heidi McLaughlin Copy Share Image
I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction. — Clarence Darrow Copy Share Image
Be nice to everyone on your way to the top because you pass them all on the way down. — Fred Hufnagel Sr Copy Share Image
~~ Behind every strong woman, there is a real asshole that made her that way. — Sarah Moores Copy Share Image
I hate it when the cashier's ask, 'Is that everything?' Uhh, no. I'd also like to purchase all of this invisible sh*t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As I was filling up my gas tank I realized I didn't want to eat this week anyways. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Barack Obama is pretty similar to the person you see in public, at press conferences. He's a little saltier, a little more… — Jonathan Chait Copy Share Image
I'm really good at being sarcastic with guys. That's the best way to hang out with them, because that's what guys .… — Jessica Alba Copy Share Image
You know, when most girls say they want a big rock, they don't mean, you know, literally a big rock." "Very amusing,… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Advertisers in general bear a large part of the responsibility for the deep feelings of inadequacy that drive women to psychiatrists, pills,… — Marya Mannes Copy Share Image
Chick flick is not a term used to praise a movie. Nobody says 'it's a great chick flick.' It's a way of… — Callie Khouri Copy Share Image
“Perfect! Now we're being chased by hoards of monkeys! Perhaps you would care to name their species as we're attacked, just so… — Colleen Houck Copy Share Image
When I first started writing, I was living in England and I had that uniquely English sense of sarcasm, which has definitely… — Jane Green Copy Share Image
I don't want to come across the wrong way, which is hard when being funny or sarcastic at times, but I also… — Toni Garrn Copy Share Image
a sarcastic expression, on a beast, is far more sinister than rage. — Anne Bosworth Greene Copy Share Image
“Despite appearances I'm not a cynic. I'm a sarcastic pragmatist.” — Stephen "B5"Jones Copy Share Image
