A married woman is a slave you must know how to seat upon a throne. — Honore de Balzac Copy Share Image
How dare you ignore me after I've made 0 attempts at talking to you. — Ramandeep Singh Copy Share Image
Women with pasts interest men because they hope history will repeat itself. — Mae West Copy Share Image
Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born? — Benny Hill Copy Share Image
For those who like to stir the pot...you should know what you're cooking before you get BURNED!!! — Sarah Moores Copy Share Image
I'm pretty sarcastic, and sometimes that doesn't come across on the Internet. It seems I'm being rude or stupid. — Sky Ferreira Copy Share Image
Cheaters want you to be loyal while they're being unfaithful. Makes sense. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't let your mind wander, it's far too small to be let out on its own. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Attention men! Your penis is not Pinocchio's nose! It will not get bigger if you lie! — Sarah Moores Copy Share Image
The characters are so flat and the dialogue so dull you expect it to be one of those movies whose existence is… — Kyle Smith Copy Share Image
I've learned that I need to spell out, even in cases seemingly so blatant, that in fact I am not taking this… — James Fallows Copy Share Image
I played a lot of sarcastic, wisecracking characters for a long time, and people would think that was me. And it's very… — Zooey Deschanel Copy Share Image
Every single word you have spoken is sharp, sarcastic and twisted. When I thought you were abnormal you suddenly turned out to… — Jae Hee Copy Share Image
The French are sawed-off sissies who eat snails and slugs and cheese that smells like people's feet. Utter cowards who force their… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I'm very used to playing the tomboy or the sarcastic cynic. That's my go-to. Playing the vulnerable of a real girl that's… — Kristen Bell Copy Share Image
My mom asked me how was I going to dress this halloween. I replied sarcastically ''Like a hoe''. She thought it was… — Avalon Copy Share Image
The service in L.A. is the best. You don't get sarcastic, surly, fed-up waiters and waitresses like you do in England. They're… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
Since I started making films, I've been a nut for dialogue. When I first saw Star Wars when I was 12 years… — Bryan Singer Copy Share Image
Now, because he knows that his economic theories don't work, he's been spending these last few days calling me every name in… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
“Your middle name might be discreet, but mine is resourceful, Darling.” — Ella Dominguez Copy Share Image
“Sarcastic and merciless one, you glory in the pain you give!” — E.D.E.N. Southworth Copy Share Image
