You do realize that I'm a sarcastic being and half of my texts aren't really what they seem, right? Oh, no? Sweet. — Taissa Farmiga Copy Share Image
“He did not joke, as the newspapers dared report, for sarcasm is bitter and conceals ferments of despair.” — Jean Genet Copy Share Image
“Dr. Cox: Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present, Man Not Caring. [points to self]” — Bill Lawrence Copy Share Image
“I can give you two words," I tell him. "The second is off. Can you guess the first?” — Darren Shan Copy Share Image
I saw the most beautiful moving painting at the art gallary the other day, but then I realized it was a mirror... — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“We are the generation of Social Media, Our biggest Revolution is a Tweet of 141 Characters.” — Sandra Chami Kassis Copy Share Image
“Everything funny in a not-funny-at-all kind of way. Sarcasm as something you practiced like karate. Later concealing your mute fury when nobody… — Jonathan Lethem Copy Share Image
“don't play role in Drama that i well know about the content of script. i can count your steps after this. don't… — ikke achmad Copy Share Image
“ “Your Tim is so unmistakably a healthy extravert type. Mens stulta in corpore sano, and all that.” “Exactly,” she agreed.” — John Wyndham Copy Share Image
The old system of having a baby was much better than the new system, the old system being characterized by the fact… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Douche: hey Girl: Douche: HEY Girl: What? Douche: you know, there should be a warning sign on my dick Girl: Excuse me?… — Ella Rojas Copy Share Image
“If by ‘foe’ you mean a brutal killer, then I suppose I’d fall into the ‘friend’ category,” I replied cynically. “Although in… — M.A. George Copy Share Image
“Everyone has their coping mechanisms, Mom. Some hide behind silk scarves and boutique cafés. Others stick to sarcasm. Chapter 4” — Irina Semikop Copy Share Image
It's like in most parts of America, where there was industry and there is no longer; there is cynicism mixed with sarcasm… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I love talking about the Kennedy assasination. The reason I do is because I'm fascinated by it. I'm fascinated that our government… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
“Julio was willing to bet that Officer "I've Seen It All" Mac had never seen a horde of black-skinned demons wearing rags… — Brom Copy Share Image
“Naomi Misora, are you familiar with the murder investigation going in Los Angeles as we speak?" [...] "I am not so skilled… — NisiOisiN Copy Share Image
They didn’t have novels back then. (Tory) History says they didn’t have books, yet what’s this thing in my hand? It’s square,… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Early on I was a fan of Grandmaster Caz of the Cold Crush Brothers. I liked the way that he used a… — Big Daddy Kane Copy Share Image
Canada has a passive-aggressive culture, with a lot of sarcasm and righteousness. That went with my weird messianic complex. The ego is… — Alanis Morissette Copy Share Image
“Billy tries to imagine the vast systems that support these athletes. They are among the best-cared for creatures in the history of… — Ben Fountain Copy Share Image
“Sure,” I said, my tone neutral to the point of sarcasm. There was a pause. “You’re not going to leave it on,”… — Barry Eisler Copy Share Image
“If you are reading this, I'm dead. Don't celebrate too much. Jesus is watching.” — Katie Graykowski Copy Share Image
“Now's not really the time for jokes," I growled. He looked offended."There's always time for sarcasm.” — Scott Tracey Copy Share Image
Sarcasm is like a good game of chess. Most people dont know how to play chess — Kendrick Cole Copy Share Image
I sighed; as comforting as it may be to some of us, sarcasm, like youth, is wasted on the young. — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
This looks like one of those unwelcome social summonses which call upon a man either to be bored or to lie. — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
“I'm sorry I missed the meeting and hurt your little feely-weels okay?” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
Is it seriously almost february, time sure flies when you're wasting your life — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Love is a temporary insanity that could last lifelong, if you don’t marry the person who caused it.” — Abhaidev Copy Share Image
“Miss Green can call a turd a rose if she wants, but that don't mean people's going to be lining up to… — K. Martin Beckner Copy Share Image
“That's how we spent the day drizzling sarcasm over the truth dropping bad jokes like f-bombs...” — Sarah Tregay Copy Share Image
It's funny how people never notice your good deeds, instead they notice your mistakes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“come humans, fulfill your evolutionary purpose adn build your hound a fire." Oberon” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
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