Autocorrect is like that person who just graduated college and think they know everything. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Now A Days Morons Are Quoting: Being Single Is My Attitute Actually They're Helpless. — NizamShahbaaz Copy Share Image
“ Egotist , n. A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me.” — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
The snow may be falling in the winter of my discontent, but at least I've got sarcastic company. — John Green Copy Share Image
I don't do what I'm told, but I might do what you want if you ask me nicely. — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
People who are good at understanding sarcasm are also good at pointing out hidden agendas and lies. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's strange that men should take up crime when there are so many legal ways to be dishonest. — Laurence J. Peter Copy Share Image
Vice is man's nature: virtue is a habit -- or a mask. . . . The foregoing maxim shows the difference between truth and sarcasm. — William Hazlitt Copy Share Image
“You’re as old as the land and you’ve never heard of sarcasm?” Conor asked. Oh, I have heard of it, the monster… — Patrick Ness Copy Share Image
“Kei: Is there anything else you need while I'm here, Your Highness? Cabot: No, but you can leave the sarcasm in there.” — Stefne Miller Copy Share Image
“He felt that such a life in which one could display such sarcasm and wit was after all to a certain degree… — Richmal Compton Copy Share Image
“She wished she had a set of greeting cards at the ready, but Hallmark probably didn’t make any that said Thank you… — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
“Hello, Mrs. Tran...I have David's homework. And if you ever want to see it again, you'll pay me the two million dollars… — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
I realy love when immature people tell you to grow up, when you're being the bigger person by blocking them or ignoring… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when people say, He's nice once you get to know him. They might as well say, He's an asshole, but… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You raise an eyebrow at me speculatively. “Really?” you enquire your voice full of sarcasm. “Respect me how Jenna? By choosing not… — Felicity Brandon Copy Share Image
I’d better get going or Valek will be wondering where I am.” “Yes, by all means go. I noticed you and Valek… — Maria V. Snyder Copy Share Image
Oh yeah, you’re a regular sage. Shouldn’t you be sitting on a mountain somewhere cultivating a long white beard waiting for knowledge… — Jacquelyn Frank Copy Share Image
This was why I was here. This was why I would take whatever reception waited for me when I got back. Because,… — Stephenie Meyer Copy Share Image
Dr. Munro, sir," said he, "I am a walking museum. You could fit what ISN'T the matter with me on to the… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
“Lucille certainly picked a fine time to leave us, didn’t he? I just wish our only problem was four hungry children and… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“Andrew just shrugged, and I fiddled with the napkin in my lap while glancing idly around the restaurant. The obligatory mirrors hung… — Alicia Thompson Copy Share Image
Alcohol: Because no good story starts with So this one time I was eating a salad — Persia Copy Share Image
Sarcasm - Is a way of offending idiots so they couldn't even understand it!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes the things we say sarcastically, are what were really thinking deep down. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
“The progress of humanity is stalled by human hubris. AI’s progress, by their intelligent shortsightedness.” — F.C. Quiles Copy Share Image
“Well, bloody noses." I hug his coat tighter. "Those are definitely hot.” — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
“How long have you been with Raphael?” “You ask a lot of questions for a dead woman.” “What can I say? I… — Nalini Singh Copy Share Image
“Clever is when one is crafty enough to mistake your imagination for intelligence. Smart is when one assumes they are too educated… — Kerry E. Wagner Copy Share Image
At the best, sarcasms, bitter irony, scathing wit, are a sort of swordplay of the mind. You pink your adversary, and he… — Christian Nestell Bovee Copy Share Image
“The problem is not that people make any bond of affection they like with people they like; the problem is calling that… — Daya Kudari Copy Share Image
“Oh, that's great. That way, when things have quieted down, and we come up for air, or money, or re-supply, we'll get… — Howard Tayler Copy Share Image
“It’s not that Nina doesn’t feel stuff. She just deals with it differently than most people. Sarcasm is her defense against life.… — Ruth Ware Copy Share Image
“Just because it looks like a leprechaun and talks like a leprechaun, it doesn't mean it can't act like the little fucking… — N.L. Gervasio Copy Share Image
“It is most remarkable that Lincoln, when he saw so much that was vulnerable in the leadership of the Church, did not… — Elton Trueblood Copy Share Image
Somebody says, 'Do a Tom Bodett, a folksy kind of thing,' and it sounds like something out of 'Hee Haw,' very insulting.… — Tom Bodett Copy Share Image
