That's how we spent the day drizzling sarcasm over the…

I wish I had never met you. There would be no need to impress you. No need to want you. No need for loving…

— Anonymous

If you know me you know how uncool I am. I stutter, wear bad clothes, make bad jokes, make conversation uncomfortable, the list goes…

— Pete Wentz

The two-party system is a bad joke on the American people; when it comes to Republicans and Democrats remember they are two sides of…

— Aaron Russo

“in this society, things you’d think could only be bad jokes actually happen all the time.”

— Banana Yoshimoto

Bad jokes and gay marriage are destroying this country. But torture can save it.

— Jon Stewart

“here was a particular kind of energy in those early days, something I've only really found in startups. The regulars - the boring 9-to-5…

— Yudhanjaya Wijeratne

No matter how funny the bad jokes are, the jokes they create wants to build the moment with you with their effort.

— Anonymous

A girl can tell I like her when I blush or start telling bad jokes.

— Zac Efron

When your time is GOOD Then your mistakes are taken as jokes But when your time is BAD then even your jokes are noticed…

— Sheetal Soni

So this is it. You are scored on my heart, Clark. You were from the first day you walked in, with your ridiculous clothes…

— Jojo Moyes

When your time is good, your mistakes r taken as a joke. But When your time is bad, even your jokes r noticed as…

— Anonymous

It was a strange feeling going into a church I did not know for a service that I did not really believe in, but…

— Michael Palin

I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes.

— Sandra Bernhard

Death meant little to me. It was the last joke in a series of bad jokes.

— Charles Bukowski

My life is passed in making bad jokes and seeing them turn into true prophecies.

— Anonymous