Sarcasm is like a good game of chess. Most people dont…

“Sarcasm is like Jell-O. It’s always the right time and there’s always room.”

— Susan Mallery

“I don't know how to play chess, but to me, life is like a game of chess.”

— Thierry Guetta

It's the horsey-shape piece that moves in an L shape. It's what makes chess complicated, and why stupid people can't play chess. Go play…

— Courtney Love

“...mention chess and most people's eyes glaze over. They think of two old geezers, one of whom has died but no one has noticed,…

— Charles Krauthammer

You know what the game of golf is, don't you? It's basketball for people who can't jump and chess for people who can't think.

— Tom Robbins

“Why people do that in case it can be predicted like the table of chess, why people are liars and hypocritical?”

— Deyth Banger

I like sarcasm. I like snark.

— Alexis Ohanian

People don't understand sarcasm, like, they take everything too seriously. People need to lighten up and go ice skating.

— Daniel Johns

Sarcasm is like cheap wine - it leaves a terrible aftertaste.

— Dana Perino

I don't like irony and sarcasm very much. But I do like it when you think someone is telling you a joke, and then…

— Jens Lekman

“Asterisks Placed around a word to indicate emphasis or sarcasm, like you didn’t know *that* already.”

— Susie Boniface

“Thank you so much for the rude know-it-all attitude while also having to look at your ridiculously colored hair and obnoxious facial and chest…

— Heather Chapple

“If u want to work in Corporate, then u should know how to play Chess.”

— honeya

When humans team up with computers to play chess, the humans who do best are not necessarily the strongest players. They're the ones who…

— Tyler Cowen

I see myself used in terms of reading mismatches. If it's small, go inside. If it's big, come outside. And if it's in between,…

— Thon Maker