I wonder if God created man because He was disappointed with the monkey. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Dogs, monkeys, and parrots are a thousand times less miserable than we are. — Voltaire Copy Share Image
An infinite number of monkeys typing into GNU emacs would never make a good program. — Linus Torvalds Copy Share Image
Monkeys who very sensibly refrain from speech, lest they should be set to earn their livings. — Kenneth Grahame Copy Share Image
I think the discomfort that some people feel in going to the monkey cages at the zoo is a warning sign. — Carl Sagan Copy Share Image
You know, that stuff about pink elephants, that's the bunk. It's little animals. Little tiny turkeys in straw hats. Midget monkeys coming… — Billy Wilder Copy Share Image
What I am interested in with birds, just as I am with spiders or monkeys, is what they do and why they… — David Attenborough Copy Share Image
I listen to 50 Cent, Jay-Z, Stereophonics, Arctic Monkeys; also the musical Oliver - I can sing every tune. — Wayne Rooney Copy Share Image
“Human beings wear clothing and walk upright, but when you take that away, we're nothing but monkeys.” — Osamu Tezuka Copy Share Image
God cursed those who are the sons of Israel, through David and Jesus, the son of Mary. Those people, God made monkeys… — Sami Al-Arian Copy Share Image
Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
It was a mystery to me. To that awful black-and-white farm, with that aunt who was dressed badly, with smelly farm animals… — John Waters Copy Share Image
Sitting peacefully on a cushion day and night seeking to attain Buddhahood, rejecting life and death in hopes of realizing enlightenment, is… — Shoitsu Omatsu Copy Share Image
“FRUITS AND NUTS Keep jumping around them like monkeys. The clones, Commercialized zombies, And the TV junkies. Keep throwing berries, Twigs, And… — Suzy Kassem Copy Share Image
The Democrats continue to snipe at Bush. They'll never give it up to him. You know Teddy Kennedy and Tom Daschle pick… — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
A few months ago, I had the pleasure of actually visiting the Playboy Mansion. I saw the peacocks, fed grapes to the… — Diablo Cody Copy Share Image
I'm less upset with politicians than the media. I feel like politicians, there is a certain, inherent - you know, the way… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
It is hard to get mad at Donald Trump for saying stupid things, in the same way you don't get mad at… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
When I would be myself, I was being big-headed. I was being egotistical. I was a megalomaniac, when it really was just… — Jerry Lewis Copy Share Image
He was having more fun than a barrelful of monkeys.* *Several years earlier Spider had actually been tremendously disappointed by a barrelful… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
Sometimes I think that the only effective and productive method of destroying speciesism would be for each uncaring human to be forced… — Gary Yourofsky Copy Share Image
--Hero!? Forget it! We're Pirates! I love heroes but I don't wanna become one! Do you even know what it takes to… — Eiichiro Oda Copy Share Image
“Everybody knows the thing about an infinite number of monkeys," Fenig said. "An infinite number of monkeys is put to work at… — Don DeLillo Copy Share Image
People don't know where to place me. Terry Gilliam used me as a quirky cop in 'Twelve Monkeys', and then he hired… — Christopher Meloni Copy Share Image
“Here, Kells. I brought you something,” he said unassumingly and held out three mangos. “Thanks. Um, dare I ask where you got… — Colleen Houck Copy Share Image
“Man is the Reasoning Animal. Such is the claim. I think it is open to dispute. Indeed, my experiments have proven to… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“They say that animals are incapable of feelings and reasoning. This is false. No living thing on earth is void of either.… — Suzy Kassem Copy Share Image
Hello," Magnus said to the monkey. The monkey did not reply. "I shall call you Ragnor. — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“No one wants to get too close to a madwoman. Or men who have monkeys for pets.” — Victoria Alexander Copy Share Image
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