Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun). — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
Cable cars are fun - everyone gets on board and becomes a rhesus monkey. — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
“Monkeys had escaped the zoo and were climbing over a house in her neighborhood.” — Bryan Chick Copy Share Image
You can get the monkey off your back, but the circus never leaves town — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
He doesn’t look very smart,” Diesel said. “He’s not even giving me the finger.” “Can monkey’s do that?” Hal asked. Carl gave… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
My big break was back in the third grade playing the third monkey in 'Horton Hears a Who. — Sebastian Arcelus Copy Share Image
If the monkeys had been concerned only with monkey Beings they would never have become men. — Harry Hooton Copy Share Image
“Monkeys come in all shapes and sizes, Many are white, while others are colored. Nationalism doesn't infect any one tribe, it's a… — Abhijit Naskar Copy Share Image
There is no need to upset about the fact that our ancestors were monkeys, because they are capable chaps! Don't be sad… — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
Frankly, sharing a media market with Chuck Schumer is like sharing a banana with a monkey. Take a little bite of it,… — Jon Corzine Copy Share Image
If me and King Kong went into an alley, only one of us would come out. And it wouldn't be the monkey. — Lyle Alzado Copy Share Image
Where a pack of monkeys had traveled over the road, the smell of them lingered for a long time in the air,… — Isak Dinesen Copy Share Image
You know, if you have a zoo you don't want the other creatures to see you. You want them to hang out… — Tarsem Singh Copy Share Image
It's love this and love that but of couse it's so easy to love someone you don't know, whether it's George Clooney… — Nick Hornby Copy Share Image
In any case, [y]ou can't teach a monkey to speak and you can't teach an Arab to be democratic. You're dealing with… — Moshe Feiglin Copy Share Image
I am not going to spend any time whatsoever in attacking the Foreign Secretary. If we complain about the tune, there is… — Aneurin Bevan Copy Share Image
[monkeys] are used only when no other species and no alternatice approach can provide the answers to questions about such conditions as… — Colin Blakemore Copy Share Image
Some of the films that I have really enjoyed include: The Fifth Element, The Crow, Toys, Seven, Forrest Gump, The Lion King,… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
We worship not the Graces, nor the Parcae, but Fashion. She spins and weaves and cuts with full authority. The head monkey… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
I remember they did all the makeup tests on me for Darla... Sorry, for "the vampire." I was the test monkey for… — Julie Benz Copy Share Image
Why don't we all just go crazy when we know were going to croak? Because the mind's a monkey. You put things… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“One day I saw the big jaguar,Calypso, jump up from the sand and run quickly, snarling, into the jungle. I looked around… — Doug Hiser Copy Share Image
Visualize yourself confronted with the task of killing, one after the other, a cabbage, a fly, a fish, a lizard, a guinea… — Konrad Lorenz Copy Share Image
...and the cries of the birds and the uproar of the monkeys became more and more remote, and the world became eternally… — Gabriel Garcia Marquez Copy Share Image
“I cook better than you," Nick corrected absently. "I think monkeys can probably be taught to cook better than you." "I'd like… — Sarah Rees Brennan Copy Share Image
I recall an incident involving the late George Stigler at a conference in Spain in the 1980s. Hearing that I had written… — Frank Van Dun Copy Share Image
Of course, you have politics, the Vietnam war and all that monkey business. There are all kinds of reasons. At every one… — Garry Winogrand Copy Share Image
The white youth of today have begun to react to the fact that the American Way of Life is a fossil of… — Eldridge Cleaver Copy Share Image
As for monkeys, I would have five, and they would be named: See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil, Do… — Tad Williams Copy Share Image
I am burdened with what the Buddhists call the 'monkey mind' -- the thoughts that swing from limb to limb, stopping only… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
I think life would be so much funnier if every day you saw someone walking down the street getting hit in the… — Harland Williams Copy Share Image
Harlow would later write, "If monkeys have taught us anything, it's that you've got to learn how to love before you learn… — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Last night some Monkeys came running to my room. They wanted to trouble good people... I suggested ur name. They said Oh!!!… — Uday Chandra Shekara Copy Share Image
I hate being tickled. Sure, it makes me laugh, but when I get tickled, I get pissed off. I'm like a monkey… — Tara Reid Copy Share Image
“A nation of monkeys with the throat of parrots. [Note to Mirabeau, speaking of France]” — Emmanuel Joseph Sieyès Copy Share Image
In the test tube, I can make any DNA I want, recombining it from monkeys, worms, anywhere. So I can explore new… — Frances Arnold Copy Share Image
They gave 12 monkeys a typewriter for a week, and after a week, they only used it as a bathroom. — Robin Ince Copy Share Image
I grew a love for helpless, defenseless things. People would give me lions and jaguars. I had cheetahs, monkeys. — Dick Dale Copy Share Image
Arctic Monkeys are actually one of my favourite bands going, which is really weird cos I went to school and college with… — Oliver Sykes Copy Share Image
![“In any case, [y]ou can't teach a monkey to speak and you can't teach an Arab to be democratic. You're dealing with a culture of thieves and robbers. Muhammad, their prophet, was a robber and a killer and a liar. The Arab destroys everything he touches.” quote by Moshe Feiglin](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/0d0/moshe-feiglin-75961_arab_in-any-case-y-ou-can-t-teach-a-monkey-to_722781.jpg)
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