Twitter can no more produce analysis than a monkey can type out a work of Shakespeare. — Eric Schmidt Copy Share Image
Nobody can make a monkey out of anyone who isn't a monkey to start with. — Esther Forbes Copy Share Image
One monkey don't stop no show. Not one, not six. The struggle continues. — Toni Cade Bambara Copy Share Image
But then, after all, we are all alike, for we are all derived from the monkey. — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
Science says that human are orginated from monkeys but they dont say that how monkey are orginated. — Patrick Ngetich Copy Share Image
“I have hair in places monkeys dont.While giving birth my mother almost dies from rug burn.” — Jim Rose Copy Share Image
One of the things I have had to focus on, in order to move forward, is not being a stunt monkey. — Matt Hardy Copy Share Image
Probably the difference between man and the monkeys is that the monkeys are merely bored, while man has boredom plus imagination. — Lin Yutang Copy Share Image
Why get rid of Chamberlain to put in Halifax? It's like getting rid of the organ-grinder to put in the monkey. — Barbara Castle, Baroness Castle of Blackburn Copy Share Image
Cardboard cutouts of cheerleaders operated by arthritic monkeys would move more fluidly. — Courtney Summers Copy Share Image
I have a lot of funny friends, though not everyone's funny all the time. Doon Mackichan's my funniest friend in the pub;… — Sally Phillips Copy Share Image
“Human beings are basically huge monkeys that walked upright, but they can be pretty full of themselves.” — Hiro Arikawa Copy Share Image
I love the Arctic Monkeys . Who doesn't? I'd love to see them live, but haven't got round to it yet. I… — Jack White Copy Share Image
'Monkeys' is made up of nine short stories that tell an overall story. 'Folly' is a series of vignettes all put together… — Susan Minot Copy Share Image
Some say that AIDS came from the monkeys, and I doubt that because we have been living with monkeys from time immemorial,… — Wangari Maathai Copy Share Image
I don't consider writing a quiet, closet act. I consider it a real physical act. When I'm home writing on the typewriter,… — Patti Smith Copy Share Image
If you have that group of people who are both nice and also creative, then you have surprises like a room with… — Richard Shepard Copy Share Image
When I was a little girl, I loved monkeys. I wanted to be a primatologist. I went to the careers office to… — Audrey Tautou Copy Share Image
Although teachers do care and do work very, very hard, the institution is psychopathic-it has no conscience. It rings a bell and… — John Taylor Gatto Copy Share Image
I looked into studying psychoanalysis, wrote to the governing body and was about to start the year where they psychoanalyse you, four… — Nina Conti Copy Share Image
What right do we have to claim, as some might, that human beings are the only inhabitants of our planet blessed with… — Roger Penrose Copy Share Image
After an inferior man has been taught a doctrine of superiority he will remain as inferior as he was before his lesson.… — Anton Szandor LaVey Copy Share Image
I'm not fighting with myself. Oh, my God. That's how I am. You know, the story of the hippo? The hippo comes… — Marat Safin Copy Share Image
When a man walks in the fear of God he knows no fear, even if he were to be surrounded by wicked… — Symeon the New Theologian Copy Share Image
Some tribes [of monkeys] have taken to washing potatoes in the river before eating them, others have not. Sometimes migrating groups of… — Arthur Koestler Copy Share Image
It's not that big a mystery about types. It's not even that big a mystery why so many people are picking up… — Van Morrison Copy Share Image
The problem with movies and books is they make evil look glamorous, exciting, when it's no such thing. It's boring and it's… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
I'll need you to get a leash for my monkey, Claude, and also a hat." "Of course, monsieur" "Do you think he… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Somebody give me a banana. I'm playing like a monkey, so I might as well eat like one. — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
Monkey can make a long jump with his muscles; and man, with his wisdom! — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
Jerry Krause must have pictures of his boss's wife having sex with a monkey. — Charles Barkley Copy Share Image
I have a toy poodle, Shadow. She's a little whippersnapper! And I love little monkeys. — Vanessa Hudgens Copy Share Image
Writer is a monkey, jumping from one tree to another in the jungle of words. — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
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