It wouldn't happen... There hasn't been one publication by a monkey — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
The mind can be a crazy monkey that is always dying to escape from the moment. — Rolf Potts Copy Share Image
We are ashamed at the sight of a monkey--somehow as we are shy of poor relations. — Charles Lamb Copy Share Image
“Like in the zoo, you will always find lots of monkeys but very few lions.” — Nabil N. Jamal Copy Share Image
“It is not improbable that in hot countries, monkeys may have enslaved girls.” — Voltaire Copy Share Image
My old man is drunker than a barrel full of monkeys, but my old lady she don't care. — Elton John Copy Share Image
Why should I question the monkey when I can question the organ grinder. — Aneurin Bevan Copy Share Image
I swear by that old expression, 'One monkey don't stop no show!' The reality is, we still have some good men out… — Angie Stone Copy Share Image
“We must protect them (animals) and this land. If the animals die, this land dies. If this land dies, we die.” — Diane van der Westhuizen Copy Share Image
In Kenya you've got the great birds and monkeys leaping through the trees overhead. It's a chance to remember what the world… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
Three monkeys escaped from the zoo, one was caught watching TV, the other playing hockey, and the third one was caught reading… — Emaliebaby Copy Share Image
What we must do is start viewing every cow, pig, chicken, monkey, rabbit, mouse, and pigeon as our family members. — Gary Yourofsky Copy Share Image
If you understand why a monkey in a family is always mocked and harassed, you understand why monks are rejected by all--both… — Francois Rabelais Copy Share Image
Now run along and play, but don't get into trouble. George promised to be good. But it is easy for little monkeys… — H. A. Rey Copy Share Image
“Because we’re human, and humans are mean, independent monkeys that reached their greatness by killing every other species of hominid that looked… — James S.A. Corey Copy Share Image
I don't have time for lie-on-the-beach vacations. I'm a zoo person. There's one in New Jersey where animals actually come up to… — Missy Elliot Copy Share Image
“Cows do not sell each other hay when they are hungry. Monkeys do not sell each other bananas. Only human beings can… — Stanley Bing Copy Share Image
There's a statistical theory that if you gave a million monkeys typewriters and set them to work, they'd eventually come up with… — Ian Hart Copy Share Image
Many people, meeting Aziraphale for the first time, formed three impressions: that he was English, that he was intelligent, and that he… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men give up one thing to take up another, but in spite of numerous changes they do not find peace. They are… — Gautama Buddha Copy Share Image
Graffiti ultimately wins out over proper art because it becomes part of your city, it' s a tool; "I'll meet you in… — Banksy Copy Share Image
Evolution was far more thrilling to me than the biblical account. Who would not rather be a rising ape than a falling… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Football is a game for trained apes. That, in fact, is what most of the players are -- retarded gorillas wearing helmets… — Edward Abbey Copy Share Image
Seafood is simply a socially acceptable form of bush meat. We condemn Africans for hunting monkeys and mammalian and bird species from… — Paul Watson Copy Share Image
“And alas! the look went still deeper, went far below the faults, defects and hopelessness of our time, our intellect, our culture… — Herman Hesse Copy Share Image
I could've enjoyed a cigarette if I smoked back before everyone knew it was bad - say, like, 1923. Everybody smoked back… — Arj Barker Copy Share Image
I am burdened with what the Buddhists call the monkey mind. The thoughts that swing from limb to limb, stopping only to… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
In times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings--artists, scientists, clowns and philosophers--to create… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“I am for that thing in your genome that demands it. I am for that thing which keeps you animals alive. I… — Warren Ellis Copy Share Image
And you, my best friend on earth, my soul sister who shares Chunky Monkey scoops and beefcake e-mails at the drop of… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
If you think communism is too hard a word - necessitates for government to be your god. And for government to be… — Rafael Cruz Copy Share Image
We are the naked monkey that went to the moon. People seem to forget that. — Jason Silva Copy Share Image
I don't want my Patronus to be a monkey! Even though that's totally what it is. — Margot Robbie Copy Share Image
Evolution isn't true, because if we evolved from monkeys, how can they still be here? — Stephen Baldwin Copy Share Image
A woman has to look good, but a man—a little bit nicer looking than a monkey is enough. — Meir Shalev Copy Share Image
