Monkeys Quotes

“The monkeys, they just went bananas.”

— Jarod Kintz

“DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOU MONKEYS.”

— Jay Kristoff

We're the weirdest monkeys ever.

— Karl Lehenbauer

Monkeys can't talk, stupid!

— Jeff Kinney

“you were attacked by cement monkeys?”

— Tom Cook

Monkeys stand for honesty.

— Simon And Garfunkel

I love the Arctic Monkeys!

— John Cooper Clarke

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

— James Goldsmith

People talk too much. Humans aren't descended from monkeys. They come from parrots.

— Carlos Ruiz Zafon

When you're dealing with monkeys, you've got to expect some wrenches.

— Alvah Bessie

Let's face it, the average computer user has the brain of a Spider Monkey.

— Bill Gates

When I saw the monkeys at the zoo it reminded me of watching political debates on TV

— Hussein Nishah

Your soul is like the souls of a thousand monkeys on crack, all smushed together.

— Sarah Rees Brennan

You can’t teach a monkey to speak and you can’t teach an Arab to be democratic,

— Moshe Feiglin

I really like the Gorillaz and Arctic Monkeys.

— Jay IDK

Cats and monkeys; monkeys and cats; all human life is there.

— Henry James

Sweetness! World needs sweetness! It needs a sweet child, a sweet dolphin, a sweet monkey; it needs sweet people to soften the…

— Mehmet Murat Ildan

My Master of Arts degree means nothing at all to these monkeys and I have come to share their indifference.

— Charles Portis

If you give people peanuts, you get monkeys. So if you want good people that are highly qualified, make the amount of…

— Lindsay Fox

If Sun were to hand the management of Java over to a committee of monkeys, would it be more successful?

— Eric Sink

The person that always wins, that's the other thing. The monkey picking stocks always wins.

— Chris Hayes

Millions and millions of exuberant monkeys are creating an endless digital forest of mediocrity.

— Andrew Keen

I swear by that old expression, 'One monkey don't stop no show!' The reality is, we still have some good men out…

— Angie Stone

“We must protect them (animals) and this land. If the animals die, this land dies. If this land dies, we die.”

— Diane van der Westhuizen

Every woman's path is difficult, and many mothers were as equipped to raise children as wire monkey mothers. I say that without…

— Anne Lamott

Picture this," said Magnus. "Me with a little monkey friend. I could teach him tricks. I could dress him in a cunning…

— Cassandra Clare

Claim whatever you want. Say you only want a happy family or a successful career or a big house. I say: no,…

— Maureen Johnson

Studies of decision-making in the monkey, where activity of single neurons in parietal cortex is recorded, you can see a lot about…

— Patricia Churchland

To put it crudely but graphically, the monkey who did not have a realistic perception of the tree branch he jumped for…

— George Gaylord Simpson

It sometimes strikes me that the whole of science is a piece of impudence; that nature can afford to ignore our impertinent…

— Aleister Crowley

“Why should you think it so strange that in some countries there are monkeys which insinuates themselves into the good graces of…

— Voltaire

Do you want your blood to stay where it is sochar-lar?" Tavi lifted both eyebrows at the unfamiliar word, and glanced at…

— Jim Butcher

Evolution is fundamentally creative, and when we align ourselves with the evolutionary movements of consciousness, the universe itself puts wind in our…

— Amit Goswami

Man is the Reasoning Animal. Such is the claim. I think it is open to dispute. Indeed, my experiments have proven to…

— Mark Twain

“The males bare their teeth, rattle the bars of their cage, utter a high-pitched squeak, which is possibly terrifying to squirrel monkeys,…

— Anonymous

For my own part I would as soon be descended from that heroic little monkey, who braved his dreaded enemy in order…

— Charles Darwin

There are over a million types of fish in the sea as there are flowers in all of the world's gardens. There…

— Suzy Kassem

My stepfather used to be a clown in The Shrine Circus. He took me backstage when I was 23. I saw three…

— Gary Yourofsky

A past President, bullied and sandbagged by a monkey posing as a newscaster, finally lashed back…The nation's marketplace of ideas is being…

— Keith Olbermann

If you sleep, Desire grows in you Like a vine in the forest. Like a monkey in the forest You jump from…

— Gautama Buddha