I am afraid of radium and polonium ... I don't want to monkey with them. — Thomas A. Edison Copy Share Image
You know what, evolution is a myth. ... Why aren't monkeys still evolving into humans? — Christine O'Donnell Copy Share Image
Oh sure, its fine when a monkey does it. But when I throw barrels at an Italian plumber, they call it a… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
I furnished the body that was needed to sit in the defendant's chair.[Explaining his role in the Scopes Monkey Trial.] — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth.” Sorry, Darwin-huggers, but it’s not “In the beginning, a monkey evolutioned gay… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
The always-connected culture isn't as much a contributor as Grace might think. The nervous mind, the monkey mind, will create its own… — Russell Simmons Copy Share Image
I'm a barrel of monkeys, kid, though mostly I figure monkeys stuck in a barrel are just going to be pissed off. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Distraction is the main problem for us all - what the Buddha called the monkey mind. We need to tame this monkey… — Tenzin Palmo Copy Share Image
I never liked bananas much anyway. Two-thirds of the way down even one banana I am willing to concede defeat smilingly and… — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
Keep your sense of humor. As General Joe Stillwell said, 'The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of his behind'. — Donald Rumsfeld Copy Share Image
Everything in the universe is everything else. A man is a killer is a saint is a monkey is a cockroach is… — Craig Clevenger Copy Share Image
“Paint your Easter egg any color you want—we were accidents of evolution. We are a combination of aberrant cell growth, electrical synapse… — Corey Taylor Copy Share Image
Sea-Monkeys are hybrid brine shrimp and the brainchild of the mail-order entrepreneur Harold von Braunhut in 1957. When their crystallized eggs are… — Brendan I. Koerner Copy Share Image
I drew pictures rapidly and with few lines, because I had to write most of the pieces, too, and couldn't monkey long… — James Thurber Copy Share Image
Ann Coulter to me is someone who says things that I say all the time, but I say them at three in… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
So…that’s like your pet monkey?” – Nick (The tiny horse snorted flames and whinnied at him.) “Easy, girl. You’d do well to… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Your mind makes you dance like a monkey all the time... Now you have to become stronger; you have to make the… — Swami Muktananda Copy Share Image
People said that he was very nice, but I confess that his utter grotesqueness made me uneasy; perhaps in the same way… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was about 12 years old and I was sitting watching the television and it was some kind of talent show, you… — Nick Cave Copy Share Image
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. That remark in itself wouldn’t make any sense… — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
I read the Bible and know little of its history, but the human beings who wrote it were instruments of Divine Power,… — Paulo Coelho Copy Share Image
And there is something profoundly humbling about knowing God. I’m not talking about the trinket God or the genie-in-a-lamp God. I mean… — Donald Miller Copy Share Image
The people who are abroad are all those that have no religion, neither one based on speculation nor one received by tradition.… — Maimonides Copy Share Image
My son, I do not say these are foals and those asses, these little monkeys and those great baboons, as you would… — Giordano Bruno Copy Share Image
“Humility is a virtue of the heavenly, not arrogance. Are we the most superior beast on earth? No, not in strength and… — Suzy Kassem Copy Share Image
The living room is a monument to my impulsive spending habits. I've got more than two hundred DVDs, including cinematic greats such… — Jen Lancaster Copy Share Image
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