Those monkey-thumbs were meant for dogs. Give me my thumbs, you fu**ing monkeys! — Garth Stein Copy Share Image
Many kinds of monkeys have a strong taste for tea, coffee and spirituous liqueurs. — Charles Darwin Copy Share Image
We see the man when we look at the monkey; we see the monkey when we look at the man! — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
I loved Super-Monkey; always wanted to do something with him but it never happened. — Elliot S. Maggin Copy Share Image
“People talk too much, humans aren't descended from monkeys, they're descended from parrots.” — Carlos Ruiz Zafón Copy Share Image
Now run along and play, but don't get into trouble. George promised to be good. But it is easy for little monkeys… — H. A. Rey Copy Share Image
In Kenya you've got the great birds and monkeys leaping through the trees overhead. It's a chance to remember what the world… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
Three monkeys escaped from the zoo, one was caught watching TV, the other playing hockey, and the third one was caught reading… — Emaliebaby Copy Share Image
What we must do is start viewing every cow, pig, chicken, monkey, rabbit, mouse, and pigeon as our family members. — Gary Yourofsky Copy Share Image
If you understand why a monkey in a family is always mocked and harassed, you understand why monks are rejected by all--both… — Francois Rabelais Copy Share Image
I don't think we came from monkeys. I think that's ridiculous. I haven't seen a half-monkey, half-person yet. — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
In Mozambique, the story goes, monkeys do not talk, because they know if they utter even a single word some man will… — Carl Sagan Copy Share Image
Let's do it. Monkeys are always funny. You pretty much can't go wrong with a monkey, right? Hi paused. Well unless that… — Kathy Reichs Copy Share Image
I don't have time for lie-on-the-beach vacations. I'm a zoo person. There's one in New Jersey where animals actually come up to… — Missy Elliot Copy Share Image
“Cows do not sell each other hay when they are hungry. Monkeys do not sell each other bananas. Only human beings can… — Stanley Bing Copy Share Image
There's a statistical theory that if you gave a million monkeys typewriters and set them to work, they'd eventually come up with… — Ian Hart Copy Share Image
I recommend learning how to come into the presence of stillness and vastness. Learn any form of meditation. Spend twenty minutes every… — Elizabeth Lesser Copy Share Image
Is it a democratic society that condemns people to the accident of conception? What are we-monkeys? If you expect people to be… — John Irving Copy Share Image
All of my early images were really visual experiments to me. They were attempts to answer unasked questions like, what happens if… — Nancy Burson Copy Share Image
“Sex makes monkeys out of all of us. If you don’t give in to it, you wind up a cold, unfeeling bastard.… — Rita Mae Brown Copy Share Image
Each of us contributes our own piece to the whole, each in our own way, each in our own time with the… — Terry Tempest Williams Copy Share Image
It is rather an unpleasant fact, that the ugliest and awkwardest of brute animals have the greatest resemblance to man: the monkey… — Charles Lamb Copy Share Image
The usual sniggering examples of animal behaviour were brought in to explain cheating. Funny how the behaviour of shrews and gibbons is… — A. A. Gill Copy Share Image
We start out postulating sharp boundaries, such as between humans and apes, or between apes and monkeys, but are in fact dealing… — Frans de Waal Copy Share Image
Doctor, I had never had anybody like her in my life, she was the fulfillment of my most lascivious adolescent dreams– but… — Philip Roth Copy Share Image
On the Ning Nang Nong Where the Cows go Bong! And the Monkeys all say Boo! Theres a Nang Nong Ning Where… — Spike Milligan Copy Share Image
What difference between the dogs and some bastards?When you devote your time and play with the dogs is being so friendly and… — Black Son Beats Copy Share Image
“A group of winged monkeys threw it at me.” Ariella crossed her arms and glared, and I had an odd moment of… — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
