I love going into the centre of London because people don't give a monkey's about you or who you are. You can… — Teddy Sheringham Copy Share Image
A father and two sons run Adelphia. It's a cable company. And they took from that company a billion dollars. A billion.… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
I have mentally overcome situations most of you would be terrified to ever attempt: heights, fire, needles, spiders, snakes, angry monkeys, being… — Criss Angel Copy Share Image
Her mother was a Rutherford. The family came over in the ark, and were connected by marriage with Henry the VIII. On… — Jean Webster Copy Share Image
A disturbing novel about dreams and wishes, a nightmarish distaff monkey's paw of a book that it's impossible to forget. Lisa Tuttle… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
Next time you bump your head, try to imagine being a monkey and getting a steel plate smashed into your skull at… — Rikki Rockett Copy Share Image
We humans are herd animals of the monkey tribe, not natural individuals as lions are. Our individuality is partial and restless; the… — Anna Louise Strong Copy Share Image
I swear, sometimes it feels like there's this monkey in my head who runs around turning the dials and changing channels on… — Michael Thomas Ford Copy Share Image
I get burned out on standup. But I like acting. I do like it. But sometimes you just feel like a monkey.… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
One of the major hobbies in South Florida is keeping animals that no sane person would want to keep. One of those… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
There are any number of things that survive great, and don't need any kind of consciousness, so why bother going through all… — Jerry Garcia Copy Share Image
running is the right thing to do! I am free, healthy with a good complexion. It is that automobile addict who should… — Brenda Ueland Copy Share Image
If you were to go to the National Museum in Addis Ababa, you would walk into a huge room filled with literally… — Donald Johanson Copy Share Image
We never change. Neither our socks nor our masters nor our opinions, or we're so slow about it that it's no use.… — Louis-Ferdinand Celine Copy Share Image
Philosophers and scientists confidently offer up traits said to be uniquely human, and the monkeys and apes casually knock them down --… — Carl Sagan Copy Share Image
I got quite annoyed after the Haiti earthquake. A baby was taken from the wreckage and people said it was a miracle.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
People will always work harder if they're getting well paid and if they're afraid of losing a job which they know will… — Armand Hammer Copy Share Image
There were two Republican responses to the State of the Union. So if you watched the whole night, it was kind of… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“See what monkeys we are! Look, such is man!" and at once all renown, all intelligence, all the attainments of the spirit,… — Hermann Hesse Copy Share Image
You see the button with the guy with the tray, and you push it, and he arrives with a sandwich! And you… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
A lot of my dreams have to do with animals I think because I'm such a huge animal lover. I have so… — Paris Hilton Copy Share Image
I learned about stress management from my kids. Every night after work, I drink some chocolate milk, eat sugary cereal straight from… — Randy Glasbergen Copy Share Image
We hear the ambient noise of children singing. We hear lions and tigers roar. Hyenas laugh. Some jungle bird or howler monkey… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
A monkey is a much better voter than a socialist. Statistically speaking, if we assume that there are two options to choose… — Janusz Korwin-Mikke Copy Share Image
