My company is called Talking Monkey, Inc. It's because that's what I think all people are: talking monkeys. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I don't mind if, according to the Law of Evolution, my grand grand grand etc. father is a monkey,but I do mind… — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
God, George Bush makes me want to slash my wrists. He's so embarrassing I have to leave the room when he's on… — Margot Kidder Copy Share Image
Snakes and monkeys are subjected to the demon more than other animals. Satan lives in them and possesses them. He uses them… — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
Poetry, it is often said and loudly so, is life's true mirror. But a monkey looking into a work of literature looks… — Franz Grillparzer Copy Share Image
So what if man's body evolved from the monkeys? Whether he came from monkeys or fish is unimportant. The important idea is… — Garth Stein Copy Share Image
Civilization today reminds me of an ape with a blowtorch playing in a room full of dynamite. It looks like the monkeys… — Vance Havner Copy Share Image
Blushing is the most peculiar and most human of all expressions. Monkeys redden from passion but it would take an overwhelming amount… — Charles Darwin Copy Share Image
It's an absurd error to put modern English literature in the curriculum. You should read contemporary literature for pleasure or not at… — Rebecca West Copy Share Image
We're all just bags of bones and muscle and hormones; I'll never understand what makes our minds do the things we do.… — Meshell Ndegeocello Copy Share Image
Security people are often the black-and-white kind of people that I can't stand. I think the OpenBSD crowd is a bunch of… — Linus Torvalds Copy Share Image
For the long-limbed trees and watery landscape of Vancouver Island, read Hundreds and Thousands. Setting aside, who can resist a woman who… — Marjorie Celona Copy Share Image
I bet it breaks your heart to have two of your friends pine for me the way they do," he said proudly.… — Ellen Schreiber Copy Share Image
The philosophic spirit of inquiry may be traced to brute curiosity, and that to the habit of examining all things in search… — William Winwood Reade Copy Share Image
Your own space, man, it's so important. That's why we were doomed because we didn't have any. It is like monkeys in… — George Harrison Copy Share Image
“I always felt as if I'd been handed a cardboard box crammed full of monkeys. I'd take the monkeys out of the… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
Those who are incapable of attaining to supreme religious values include the black coloured people and those who resemble them in their… — Maimonides Copy Share Image
“nor the dog she carries in her arms. Your power over our band is now ended, and you will never see us… — L. Frank Baum Copy Share Image
I think with the work we do with these drugs we are the earliest pioneers in what over the next 100 years… — Terence McKenna Copy Share Image
Wait." "So what am I supposed to do now?" "You know, Jin, I would have saved myself from five hundred years' imprisonment… — Gene Luen Yang Copy Share Image
For talking monkeys to speak of truth is hubris of the highest degree. Where is it writ large that talking monkeys should… — Terence McKenna Copy Share Image
Contrary to general belief, humans imitate apes more than the reverse. The sight of monkeys or apes induces an irresistible urge in… — Frans de Waal Copy Share Image
In a way, fasting is like the "calming of the monkey mind" effected by the rosary prayer: both are means of stilling… — Robert Barron Copy Share Image
“Nick and I, we sometimes laugh, laugh out loud, at the horrible things women make their husbands do to prove their love.… — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
I once threw myself a surprise party on Twitter because I was lonely. It was awesome. Thousands of people showed up and… — Jenny Lawson Copy Share Image
Technology is killing us. We think it's helping us but it's killing us. Don't ask me why because I don't have the… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
The first book I could call mine, my first book, was a picture book, 'The Magic Monkey' - it was adapted from… — Nick Flynn Copy Share Image
I find, however, it's a much more freeing way to live. It certainly beats walking around with the "Don't you know who… — Patrick Fabian Copy Share Image
Children are all more or less little monkeys in that they imitate everything they see. If their mother treats them exactly as… — Emily Post Copy Share Image
You are quite correct in saying that I banned the export of monkeys on a humanitarian basis and not because the number… — Morarji Desai Copy Share Image
“Perfect! Now we're being chased by hoards of monkeys! Perhaps you would care to name their species as we're attacked, just so… — Colleen Houck Copy Share Image
There should be a detective show called "Johnny Monkey," because every week you could have a guy say "I ain't gonna get… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Very close cousins like humans and chimps have almost all their genes in common. Slightly less close cousins like humans and monkeys… — Richard Dawkins Copy Share Image
In all honesty, if somebody asked me the secret of auditioning for Americans, I don't know. Often, I do what's called self-taping… — David Wenham Copy Share Image
Everything you do, burns calories. Getting up in the morning, 100 calories; kicking the hooker out of your bed, another 100; diapering… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
That's the thing about this game -- you get a little monkey on your back. You go 0-for-3, you go 0-for-6, pretty… — Mike Candrea Copy Share Image
My voice speaking is a monkey's mouth making little mouth noises that are carrying agree-upon meaning, and it is meaning that matters.… — Terence McKenna Copy Share Image
No matter what else you came up against, if you could smile and laugh while a monkey did you with chestnuts in… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
I became fascinated with the concept of speak no, see no, hear no evil. And - and the actual depiction of three… — Mackenzie Phillips Copy Share Image
If one puts an infinite number of monkeys in front of typewriters, and lets them clap away, there is a certainty that… — Nassim Nicholas Taleb Copy Share Image
