I don't understand why women get upset when you compare them to one of the monkeys from Planet of the Apes, even… — David James Copy Share Image
An ant can't make a revolution, but a monkey can do; because it owns a fist! No real revolution is ever possible… — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
“Instead of politicians, let the monkeys govern the countries; at least they will steal only the bananas!” — Mehmet Murat ildan Copy Share Image
If living on fruits and water is of superior merit, monkeys and fish will go to heaven before men. — Meera Copy Share Image
It is no loss to mankind when one writer decides to call it a day. When a tree falls in the forest,… — Richard Ford Copy Share Image
It has taken us two million years to elevate politics from the level of a monkey squabble, to a level comprehensible to… — Peter J. Carroll Copy Share Image
I really would not call myself a fashion icon. I would call myself somebody who gets dressed by professionals...I would call me… — Jennifer Lawrence Copy Share Image
Three monkeys escaped from the zoo, one was caught watching TV, the other playing hockey, and the third one was caught reading… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is unethical not to know. It is unethical not to think. It is unethical not to love. It is unethical not… — Yasuhiko Kimura Copy Share Image
Most films I've worked on have had large casts, but they've been wonderful people. I think the monkey in Pirates of the… — Geoffrey Rush Copy Share Image
From the walls of Baidi high in the coloured dawn To Jiangling by night-fall is three hundred miles, Yet monkeys are still… — Li Bai Copy Share Image
It's been known since 1916 that cutting back calories is beneficial in every organism it's been tested on - from yeast to… — David Andrew Sinclair Copy Share Image
There are one hundred and ninety-three living species of monkeys and apes. One hundred and ninety-two of them are covered with hair.… — Desmond Morris Copy Share Image
We are creatures of information and the imagination. The monkey we are already beginning to transform and shed. We don't look like… — Terence McKenna Copy Share Image
Whether when I was a child and fought the British in the Monkey brigade, or when I was a girl and wanted… — Indira Gandhi Copy Share Image
I just don't know when we all decided that if it doesn't fit in a Happy Meal box, it's not for kids.… — Gore Verbinski Copy Share Image
I learned to swing on monkey bars over asphalt. I learned that if you fall, it hurts, so you try not to… — Tim Cordes Copy Share Image
We have changed. We are no longer, as I said, bipedal monkeys. We are instead a kind of cybernetic coral reef of… — Terence McKenna Copy Share Image
Coolidge is a better example of evolution than either Bryan or Darrow, for he knows when not to talk, which is the… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I learned early on that I could get a lot of attention by singing and writing little songs, so it was like… — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
The work on [polio] prevention was long delayed by... misleading experimental models of the disease in monkeys — Albert Sabin Copy Share Image
Sixty eight percent of Republicans don't believe in evolution. On the other hand, only five percent of monkeys believe in Republicans. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Pouter, tumbler, and fantail are from the same source; The racer and hack may be traced to one Horse; So men were… — Bill Vaughan Copy Share Image
“...next to people who raise monkeys as their children, nothing is creepier to me than being 100 percent happy all the time.” — Jeffery Self Copy Share Image
I've actually gone to the zoo and had monkeys shout to me from their cages, "I'm in here when you're walking around… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
If you ask me who the members of the Rolling Stones or Led Zep or the Clash were, I'd be able to… — Dave Gahan Copy Share Image
“i heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works… — Bill Hirst Copy Share Image
You're not really drinking coffee unless you drink it black, don't you think? Oh, no? You like to monkey with it? — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Explain me to myself, you’ll make me choke on my lunch. Feel sympathy for me, I’ll puke monkey blood on your understated… — Don DeLillo Copy Share Image
"Face the brutes." That is a lesson for all life-face the terrible, face it boldly. Like the monkeys, the hardships of life… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
"Softly, softly, catchee monkey," is the West African rendering of a very valuable precept. An awful lot of men fail through lack… — Robert Baden-Powell Copy Share Image
Are cats strange animals or do they so resemble us that we find them curious as we do monkeys? — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
Never in all her life had she imagined that this idolized millinery could look, to those who paid for it, like the… — Charlotte Perkins Gilman Copy Share Image
It can be argued that man's instinct to gamble is the only reason he is still not a monkey up in the… — Mario Puzo Copy Share Image
Instead of holding on to the Biblical view that we are made in the image of God, we come to realize that… — Lin Yutang Copy Share Image
Do anything in this world but monkey with somebody eles's religion. What reasoning of conceit makes anyone think theirs is right? — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I have a very public love for orangutans. I have three stuffed animals I bring everywhere, and they're all monkeys. — Sophie Thatcher Copy Share Image
The fact that ACPI was designed by a group of monkeys high on LSD, and is some of the worst designs in… — Linus Torvalds Copy Share Image
A blindfolded monkey throwing darts at a newspaper's financial pages could select a portfolio that would do just as well as one… — Burton Malkiel Copy Share Image