MONKEY, n. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
No one likes doing primate experiments, but some research can only be done on monkeys. — Mark Walport Copy Share Image
I saw a monkey walking on a leash and thought it was an ugly foreign child. — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
Man, sometimes just picture the crowd as monkeys in there underpants. — Kings Of Leon Copy Share Image
Darwinian man, though well-behaved, at best is only a monkey shaved. — W. S. Gilbert Copy Share Image
You could put on monkeys jumping up and down and get bigger numbers than MSNBC. — Bill O'Reilly Copy Share Image
Distraction is the main problem for us all - what the Buddha called the monkey mind. We need to tame this monkey… — Tenzin Palmo Copy Share Image
I never liked bananas much anyway. Two-thirds of the way down even one banana I am willing to concede defeat smilingly and… — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
“All men are pigs and I hope they die and monkeys take over, then things would be way better.” — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
“We of the jungle have no dealings with them. We do not drink where the monkeys drink; we do not go where… — Rudyard Kipling Copy Share Image
The fountain of youth is like the monkeys paw in the W. W. Jacobs story. It never ends well. — Sarah Monette Copy Share Image
We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the… — Stephen Hawking Copy Share Image
It is more comfortable to feel that we are a slight improvement on a monkey than such a fallin' off from the… — Finley Peter Dunne Copy Share Image
If you could cross a lion and a monkey, that's what I'd be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong. — Marlon Wayans Copy Share Image
We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth… — Tom Waits Copy Share Image
I remember being handed a score composed by Mozart at the age of eleven. What could I say? I felt like de… — Igor Stravinsky Copy Share Image
Nature exists for man no more than she does for monkeys, and is as regardless of his life or pleasure or success… — John Burroughs Copy Share Image
“As he began to drift again Jean was never sure whether he saw or did not see, a troupe of monkeys clad… — Craig Herbertson Copy Share Image
The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I wish I could convey the perfection of a seal slipping into water or a spider monkey swinging from point to point… — Yann Martel Copy Share Image
My first attempts to transmit typhus to laboratory animals, including the smaller species of monkeys, had failed, as had those of my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every woman's path is difficult, and many mothers were as equipped to raise children as wire monkey mothers. I say that without… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. I believe that whenever a human being,… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“I’d been traveling in Asia long enough to know that monkeys there are nothing like their trombone-playing, tambourine-banging cousins I’d seen on… — Christopher Ryan Copy Share Image
What were you thinking? You just met him. (Selena) I know. It’s so not like me, but I couldn’t help myself. It… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“I can tell you that these two statues are not monkeys native to India. This one’s a spider monkey. They come from… — Colleen Houck Copy Share Image
The way in which men cling to old institutions after the life has departed out of them, and out of themselves, reminds… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
Am I the only person who hopes that David Beckham has sex with Brad Pitt? I don't know who's in charge of… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
The tale of the Monkey Girl gave me wat I needed most at a critical time in my life: the image of… — Midori Snyder Copy Share Image
He said that people who loved [animals] to excess were capable of the worst cruelties toward human beings. He said that dogs… — Gabriel Garcia Marquez Copy Share Image
I was like a packet of powdered Sea Monkeys and they were like water. — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
“The lion is not easily distracted by the mindless chatter of monkeys.” — Timothy Bax Copy Share Image
Never noticed a female monkey not climbing as well as a male, have you? — Don Whillans Copy Share Image
My spirit animal is a monkey. Because I have really long arms and I like being up high. — Margot Robbie Copy Share Image
We are monkeys. We like to chatter. Chattering doesn't cost us anything. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
![“He said that people who loved [animals] to excess were capable of the worst cruelties toward human beings. He said that dogs were not loyal but servile, that cats were opportunists and traitors, that peacocks were heralds of death, that macaws were simply decorative annoyances, that rabbits…” quote by Gabriel Garcia Marquez](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/453/gabriel-garc-a-m-rquez-116_animal_he-said-that-people-who-loved-animals-to_1578871.jpg)
