They gave 12 monkeys a typewriter for a week, and after a…

I've been in a serious conversation with one of my children, and a fan has come up. I've been in a public bathroom and…

— Helen Reddy

Ill-fitting grammar are like ill-fitting shoes. You can get used to it for a bit, but then one day your toes fall off and…

— Jasper Fforde

You know, I'm the only one in this family who has no problems, . . . And you know why? Because any time I'm…

— Anonymous

“bathroom—if you”

— Bill O'Reilly

Poems come from ordinary experiences and objects, I think. Out of memory - a dress I lent my daughter on her way back to…

— Sharon Olds

I took a wrong turn on the way to the bathroom and found myself in a beautifully proportioned room I had never seen before,…

— Anonymous

In the 1998 Oscars, I found myself in the bathroom in a stall, next to Tom Selleck. So I leaned over and I said…

— Tom Hanks

My pet peeve is hearing a knock on the bathroom door followed by the familiar words, 'What are you doing in there?

— Karen Scalf Linamen

Using a public bathroom is an incredibly embarrassing experience. I enter the stall but can't reach the lock on the door.

— Sinead Burke

I get really nervous if pigeons are flying around before shows. I can't stand them after one once flew in through my bathroom window…

— Niall Horan

“I'll meet you outside," I said. No way was I actually doing to shout 'I have to pee' at the top of my lungs.”

— Stella Lennon

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.

— Bob Hope

How are we doing, Simon?" she whispered into the small microphone in her collar. "Just about..." Simon started slowly. And then he stopped. "Wow."…

— Ally Carter

Mr. Presley has no discernible singing ability. His specialty is rhythm songs which he renders in an undistinguished whine; his phrasing, if it can…

— Jack Gould

To take one example, I mean, the whole issue of bathrooms and gender - in this particular election, when the stakes were so high,…

— Steve Inskeep