Diablo Cody

Jeez banana! Shut your freaking gob!

— Diablo Cody

He is the cheese to my macaroni.

— Diablo Cody

I have a huge repertoire. I love karaoke.

— Diablo Cody

I normally ignore the History Channel.

— Diablo Cody

Juno: Honest to blog?

— Diablo Cody

It's actually much harder to develop a TV show than I had anticipated.

— Diablo Cody

To enjoy being famous, you need to have a screw loose.

— Diablo Cody

“Kyle dumped me for some stripper whore who shops at Wet Seal.”

— Diablo Cody

I do not quote my own movies. I think I would be pretty insufferable if I did.

— Diablo Cody

The best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are.

— Diablo Cody

Juno MacGuff: I don't know what kind of girl I am.

— Diablo Cody

I don't know why, but I've always been a sucker for roller coasters in movies.

— Diablo Cody

I think sometimes people really require the satisfaction of closure.

— Diablo Cody

It's possible that I've matured as a writer, and I hope I've matured emotionally, but I always find myself revisiting these adolescent…

— Diablo Cody

The public's appetite for frothy, flippant blondes has waned, but Paris Hilton still fascinates me.

— Diablo Cody

Let it be said that the makeup artist at '90210' made me look better for the fake red carpet than I've ever…

— Diablo Cody

Well, to aspiring writers, I would tell them that we live in a wonderful time where you're able to make your work…

— Diablo Cody

I have a lot of screenwriter friends and many of them have had an experience where they aren't even welcome on set…

— Diablo Cody

I've been told that I'm incompetent, socially retarded, maladjusted. I still know that I couldn't function in reality. Los Angeles is a…

— Diablo Cody

You definitely meet a lot of extremely powerful, successful, wealthy people in Hollywood who are extremely miserable.

— Diablo Cody

Honestly, this will never happen because she's so much classier than me, but I would love to work with Sofia Coppola.

— Diablo Cody

The fashion industry isn't merely content to encase my meaty flanks in skintight denim. Oh, no! That denim also has to be…

— Diablo Cody

Hollywood is a perpetual summerland, a temperate, godless yaw where the very word 'season' has been co-opted by television executives. There are…

— Diablo Cody

I myself identify as a recovering Blockhead. You'd be surprised how many twenty- and thirty-something hipster chicks have the NKOTB skeleton in…

— Diablo Cody

There's something about a roller coaster that triggers strong feelings, maybe because most of us associate them with childhood. They're inherently cinematic;…

— Diablo Cody

There's probably no experience more alienating than fame, other than a terminal illness, where you actually find yourself in a situation that…

— Diablo Cody

Juno MacGuff: [yelling through the house] Dad? Mac MacGuff: What? Juno MacGuff: Either I just peed my pants or um... Mac MacGuff:…

— Diablo Cody

“The funny thing was that the sisters were hardly nubile, creamy-skinned Lolitas blushing on the bough. In fact, one of them looked…

— Diablo Cody

When you're in a competitive environment, always give out the impression that you don't care. It makes people want you more. If…

— Diablo Cody

I know most people don't like to be around teenagers but I do. I'm one of the only people I can think…

— Diablo Cody

You know, it shouldn't just be about women as heroic figures overcoming things, it just needs to be about women in general…

— Diablo Cody

I think I have always sort of cultivated a flowery writing style. I've always sort of over - written in every genre…

— Diablo Cody

“Ten Best Song to Strip 1. Any hip-swiveling R&B fuckjam. This category includes The Greatest Stripping Song of All Time: "Remix to…

— Diablo Cody

To aspiring writers, I would tell them that we live in a wonderful time where you're able to make your work visible,…

— Diablo Cody

I try to avoid Twitter. I occasionally can't resist the siren call of email.

— Diablo Cody

I am actually able to do other things. I'm not just this writer.

— Diablo Cody

When I was a kid, I attended a small Catholic school in a south suburb of Chicago.

— Diablo Cody

For me, writing essays, prose and fiction is a great way to be self-indulgent.

— Diablo Cody

People are more interested in being visible than they are in loving other people.

— Diablo Cody

I write small and weird. Romcoms are not in my skill set.

— Diablo Cody