Juno MacGuff: [yelling through the house] Dad? Mac…

I constantly peed in my pants up until the 8th grade and wore an extra-large sailor uniform from kindergarten to 8th grade because my…

— Ali Wong

Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest

— Anonymous

If I had bodily functions, I think I would have peed my pants.

— Gena Showalter

“I just peed in the sink. Why? Because there was already somebody in the bathtub.”

— Jarod Kintz

You know, if you're trying to mark your territory, you could've just peed on me before I came over here and saved us both…

— Julie James

Like backstage, I just peed like every 3 seconds. I think yur staff thinks I have diarrhea.

— Jennifer Lawrence

“Best autopsy ever," said Rook. "I think I just peed myself a little. Seriously, I did.”

— Richard Castle

He just peed on me. -Jase

— Duck Dynasty

“-“You know, if you’re trying to mark your territory, you could’ve just peed on me before I came over here and saved us both…

— Julie James

“I felt abruptly as though I’d just been peed on. I didn’t want to be peed on. ***”

— Penny Reid

Something like this will test you like nothing else," Mac said. "You're going to find out who you are, Harry. You're going to find…

— Jim Butcher

When I discovered blues - I was 12-years-old - I didn't discover it in America where it was from; I discovered it from Fleetwood…

— Paul Weller

MAC allowed me to have complete freedom on the collaborations—from the shades, the look-and-feel, to the campaign visuals. I have to admit that the…

— Philip Treacy

I have a lot of secret uses for sour cream, which is the magic ingredient in my mac and cheese. It's an old-timey, Southern…

— Paula Deen

Maybe law enforcement would like the ability to turn on the camera on your Mac.

— Tim Cook