This morning my dad called me up and said, 'So, tonight's your last show, huh.' And I said, 'No, Dad, that's someone… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
My dream was to grow up and get a job at IBM, like my dad. That seemed like a logical dream. — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
...Being a father is the most exciting, amazing thing that ever happened to me. — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
My dad used to work at IBM, so we used to get discounts on computers and stuff, and I did have a… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
When you have a baby, sleep is not an option. You can't sleep. Even on vacation, you wake up at 6:30 a.m. — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Father's Day is important because, besides being the day on which we honor Dad, it's the one day of the year that… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I didn't think it was going to be this fun. But everything just gets heightened when you have a baby. The volume… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
When you were a kid, it [work in IBM] seemed like an awesome job. I'd get to go to work and have… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Three of Donald Trump's kids have come forward to defend him, and called him 'an incredible dad and role model.' Donald was… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I want to be a dad. That's floating to the top of my list. I think it's such an important thing. I'm… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I was into the Mets because my Dad worked at IBM where he got free Mets tickets, so I was into the… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
My parents were kind of over protective people. Me and my sister had to play in the backyard all the time. They… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
A new survey found that 12 percent of parents punish their kids by banning social networking sites. The other 88 percent punish their kids… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share
I read that as marijuana legalization becomes more popular, it could affect the jobs of drug-sniffing dogs. Or as those dogs put it, 'Thanks,… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share
NASA is developing space taxis to shuttle astronauts to the International Space Station. And just like New York taxis, they're all going to be… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share
In a recent attack ad, the NRA claims that President Obama cares about his own children more than he cares about other children. In… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share
After Donald Trump wrote Lindsey Graham's cellphone number on a piece of paper and showed it to everybody, Graham said he's getting a new… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share
Yesterday on CNN, Joe Biden said he hasn't made up his mind about whether he'll run for president in 2016. Which raises the question:… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share
A clothing company is making T-shirts inspired by Bernie Sanders with messages like 'Feel the Bern.' They were gonna make them for Lincoln Chafee… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share
Arizona just became the 15th state to approve medical marijuana. So I give it three days before they stop caring about the whole immigration… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share
I became a Yankees fan for a few years. But now, I gotta say, I'm really rooting for the Red Sox. — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share
My dream was to grow up and get a job at IBM, like my dad. That seemed like a logical dream. — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share
The federal government is starting to plan for climate change by making extended forecasts that can help people plan for extreme weather - because… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share
Yesterday, the Supreme Court spent over an hour listening to arguments on whether Obamacare is unconstitutional. Yeah, listening to arguments about Obamacare for an… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share
A massive power outage in Washington, D.C., today affected a number of federal buildings, including the White House. When asked when they could restore… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share
There's always going to be someone out there... who doesn't believe in you or who thinks your head is too big or you're not… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share
Despite Russia's move to raise interest rates this week, the value of the ruble has continued to crash. Russia's economy is so bad, Edward… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share
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