Today Russia announced that it will join America's fight with the terror group ISIS. Then Putin said, "But I did not say… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I don't even read the papers. I read 'USA Today' because it has color photos. — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Arnold Schwarzenegger's publicist told USA Today that the actor has not ruled out running for governor of California, saying that he will… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
It was announced today that Iran has reached a deal with the U.S. to limit its nuclear program and send most of… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
During a recent press conference, former President Jimmy Carter said he could never run for president today because he doesn't have a… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Ted Cruz raised over a million dollars after announcing that he's running for president. Which is why today RadioShack announced that it… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Today New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie announced that he's endorsing Mitt Romney for president. It's good news for Romney. I mean, you… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Today, Mitt Romney visited a firehouse here in New York City. Of course, he was disappointed when he learned that a firehouse… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
The Senate came one vote short of granting approval to build the Keystone pipeline. Democrats say the pipeline could accelerate global warming.… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Today Mitt Romney visited a firehouse here in New York City. Of course, he was disappointed when he learned that the firehouse… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Today Carly Fiorina announced that she is running for president. Someone else bought 'CarlyFiorina.org' and posted 30,000 sad emoticons to represent all… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Today President Obama gave a major speech where he defended his handling of the economy. And there were tons of people in… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Today is the midterm elections. The Washington Post is predicting that there's a 98 percent chance of the Republicans taking the Senate… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
A massive power outage in Washington, D.C., today affected a number of federal buildings, including the White House. When asked when they… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Vladimir Putin celebrated his 63rd birthday today. He had a nice party, but it got awkward when two of his friends got… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Today Google celebrated its 13th anniversary… That's right, Google turned 13 years old. Which explains why today when I searched for something,… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Today, President Obama finally met with BP's CEO, Tony Hayward, but the meeting was only scheduled 20 minutes. Call me crazy, but… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Mitt Romney announced he will fight former heavyweight champion Evander Holyfield in a charity boxing match. You can tell that Romney is… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Today is Earth Day. Environmentalists spent the day drawing attention to the Earth, while the Earth just spent the day checking Facebook… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
A new survey found that 12 percent of parents punish their kids by banning social networking sites. The other 88 percent punish their kids… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share
I read that as marijuana legalization becomes more popular, it could affect the jobs of drug-sniffing dogs. Or as those dogs put it, 'Thanks,… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share
NASA is developing space taxis to shuttle astronauts to the International Space Station. And just like New York taxis, they're all going to be… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share
In a recent attack ad, the NRA claims that President Obama cares about his own children more than he cares about other children. In… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share
After Donald Trump wrote Lindsey Graham's cellphone number on a piece of paper and showed it to everybody, Graham said he's getting a new… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share
Yesterday on CNN, Joe Biden said he hasn't made up his mind about whether he'll run for president in 2016. Which raises the question:… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share
A clothing company is making T-shirts inspired by Bernie Sanders with messages like 'Feel the Bern.' They were gonna make them for Lincoln Chafee… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share
Arizona just became the 15th state to approve medical marijuana. So I give it three days before they stop caring about the whole immigration… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share
I became a Yankees fan for a few years. But now, I gotta say, I'm really rooting for the Red Sox. — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share
My dream was to grow up and get a job at IBM, like my dad. That seemed like a logical dream. — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share
The federal government is starting to plan for climate change by making extended forecasts that can help people plan for extreme weather - because… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share
Yesterday, the Supreme Court spent over an hour listening to arguments on whether Obamacare is unconstitutional. Yeah, listening to arguments about Obamacare for an… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share
A massive power outage in Washington, D.C., today affected a number of federal buildings, including the White House. When asked when they could restore… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share
There's always going to be someone out there... who doesn't believe in you or who thinks your head is too big or you're not… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share
Despite Russia's move to raise interest rates this week, the value of the ruble has continued to crash. Russia's economy is so bad, Edward… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share
