“Don't tell your friend you are fighting with your wife, it gives him pleasure” — Bangambiki Habyarimana Copy Share Image
With my wife I get no respect. I fell asleep with a cigarette in my hand. She lit it. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I realize that of all people, I am no expert on parenting or marriage. — Mika Brzezinski Copy Share Image
Christian - One who is willing to serve three Gods, but draws the line at one wife. — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
Anyone who marries gets no guarantee that their partner, no matter what they vow, will always keep that promise. — Emily Yoffe Copy Share Image
The men that women marry, And why they marry them, will always be A marvel and a mystery to the world. — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Copy Share Image
“What? What are you grinning about?" "Its meant to be attractive to my wife." "You have a wife?" "Great seas no! Honestly,… — Kristen Cashore Copy Share Image
I have a husband who's both honest and loyal and gives brilliant advice, but at the same time keeps me completely grounded. — Rebecca Front Copy Share Image
I don't consider my marriages as failures! It's idiotic to assume that because a marriage ends, it's failed. — Margaret Mead Copy Share Image
You still don't like the idea of gay marriage? Then, as my friend the economist Julianne Malveaux says: Don't marry a gay… — Barbara Ehrenreich Copy Share Image
“I must say, detective…you have really good taste in women. Your first wife was hot, but this new piece of ass you… — Bianca Pheasant Copy Share Image
“At the meeting you behaves exactly as Marathi novelists of the last century tell is husbands do in sari shops.” — Sachin Kundalkar Copy Share Image
Marriage had certain commercial advantages. By it the man secures the exclusive right to the woman's body and by it, the woman… — Rebecca West Copy Share Image
Here may I live what life I please, Married and buried out of sight, - Married to pleasure and buried to pain,… — Violet Fane Copy Share Image
I am not and will never again be a young writer, a young homeowner, a young teacher. I was never a young… — Meghan Daum Copy Share Image
My husband is like, "Oh, thank God we didn't have a boy, because there's this train set that I've always wanted, and… — Milla Jovovich Copy Share Image
“The tide had begun to ebb. Margaret leant over the parapet and watched it sadly. Mr. Wilcox had forgotten his wife, Helen… — E.M. Forster Copy Share Image
“Lady” is not used before the lady’s first name unless she is the daughter of a duke, marquess or earl; those who… — Judith Martin Copy Share Image
“You can all supply your own favorite, most nauseating examples of the commodification of love. Mine include the wedding industry, TV ads… — Jonathan Franzen Copy Share Image
“You are exactly as charming as another man's wife ought to be: it is only thanks to the likes of you that… — Eleanor Catton Copy Share Image
There was a time when I was willing to marry any cute boy that looked at me. — Anna Faris Copy Share Image
The happiest I have ever been is in the life that I led with my wife and kids. — Dan Chaon Copy Share Image
I put work above everything, which is probably why I never got married. — Shelton Benjamin Copy Share Image
Talk six times with the same single lady and you may get the wedding dress ready — Lord Byron Copy Share Image
Some ladies who play hard to get will eventually pray hard to get a husband. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No person connected with me by blood or marriage will be appointed to office. — Rutherford B. Hayes Copy Share Image
Being a husband and a dad are the two most important things in my life. — Alex O'Loughlin Copy Share Image
