Marriage Quotes · Page 80

They say all marriages are made in heaven, but so are thunder and lightning.

— Clint Eastwood

Marriage isn't meant to make you happy. Marriage is meant to make you holy.

— Anonymous

I'm sure a few marriages broke up because of feminism; it doesn't make feminism a cult.

— Stefan Molyneux

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage".

— Herbert Spencer

Judge not a man by his clothes, but by his wife's clothes.

— Anonymous

Being married means I can break wind and eat ice cream in bed.

— Brad Pitt

To catch a husband is an art; to hold him is a job.

— Simone de Beauvoir

I have derived enormous confidence from being a husband and father.

— Julian Fellowes

These people are harassing me badly, they said they'll cut…… if I don't pay my phone bill on time.

— Nikhil Saluja

A woman can share a lot of things with another woman but the only thing she couldn't bear to share is her…

— Tania

If my husband cheated on me and embarrassed me like that, I will embarrass him more than he could ever imagine.

— Anna Benson

I am so happy that I married a comedy writer. He's never not without a joke. No matter where we are.

— Christa Miller

“He lives alone, no wife or children, most of his waking hours drunk. I don’t want to end up like that.”

— Suzanne Collins

“We are creatures whose behavior cannot be simply explained as a striving for survival and happiness, for release of tension and contentment.”

— Adolf Guggenbhuhl-Craig

“My wife complained the other day that our kitchen clock almost killed her mother. It fell seconds after where she had been…

— Various

“You shouldn't marry someone you thought you could live with, you should marry someone you thought you couldn't live without.”

— Carole Matthews

I was on the board of Andre Agassi's foundation, and seeing the way it operated blew my mind. In 2002, I told…

— Emeril Lagasse

“The first blind man had begun by declaring that his wife would not be subjected to the shame of giving her body…

— Jose Saramago

“I often think about bachelors, a life of pure decision, of thoughtful calculations, of every inclination honored. They go about on their…

— Elizabeth Hardwick

British prime ministers and prime ministers' spouses and children are together becoming ever more like first families. They need to be given…

— Linda Colley

“I expected everyone to file out of the room, but the wedding party began to embrace happily. Raymond grabbed me. “God, you’re…

— Santino Hassell

“A faithful woman looks to the spring, a good book, perfume, earthquakes, and divine revelation for the experience others find in a…

— Jean Giraudoux

It's not the Church that has made the issue of marriage a matter of federal law. Those who are vigorously advocating for…

— Lance B. Wickman

Even as the church must fear Christ Jesus, so must the wives also fear their husbands. And this inward fear must be…

— John Dod

Sometimes, a wife must do what her husband cannot.

— Robert Jordan

It is not a lack of love, but a love of friendship that makes unhappy marriage

— Orebela Gbenga

…marriage, they say, halves one's rights and doubles one's duties.

— Louisa May Alcott

My wife cooks the way she wants to cook and I cook the way I want to cook.

— Fats Domino

Love or not, I wouldn't subject a wife to the road. It's punishment.

— Billy Strayhorn

I'll likely be married to the soldier mob for better and for worse to live and to die.

— Charles XII of Sweden

An unmarried man, in my opinion, enjoys only half a life.

— Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

The only known mistake in the world is Marriage and every man likes to commit

— Uma Maheswar Nakka

I like being married. I like taking care of people, having someone to make dinner for.

— Ellen Barkin

“He who has not loved his mother does not know how to love his wife.”

— jhinang

“Weddings have logic, but Marriages have emotions”

— Santosh Avvannavar

Give love to your children, to a wife or husband, to a next-door neighbour.

— Mother Teresa

I'll do anything for my wife, it's turning out.

— Emo Philips

Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.

— Amy Bloom

The secret to a happy marriage is friendship and laughter. There's no alternative.

— Geraldine James

Funny how a wife can spot a blonde hair at twenty yards, yet miss the garage doors.

— Corey Ford