“As every married person here knows, love is a rotten substitute for respect.” — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
You have to work for everything. Marriage should not be any different. — Bethenny Frankel Copy Share Image
The happiness of a married man depends on the people he has not married. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Something that was really important to me on my wedding day was making sure I looked like myself. — Alex Cooper Copy Share Image
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“For marriage is like life in this—that it is a field of battle, and not a bed of roses.” — Robert Louis Stevenson Copy Share Image
What makes people laugh? . . . It's a happy marriage between a person who needs to laugh and someone who's got one to give. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
It PASSED! Marriage equality in NY!! Yes!! Progress!! Thank you everyone who worked so hard on this!! A historic night! — Neil Patrick Harris Copy Share Image
LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
“I, Lisa K Friedman, being of sound mind and broken foot, served him with a mock complaint: breach of the marriage contract.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“When the men started to argue about the logistics of my devouring my own husband, which screamed cannibal in my humble opinion,… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“The spouses of authors ought to really read their better halves books. What is found amidst those pages may enlighten them to… — Sai Marie Johnson Copy Share Image
We should all aspire in life to do a multitude of things well - to be a great father, to be a… — Matthew Modine Copy Share Image
“Right now you're about the least attractive Bird I've ever seen...But I'll sleep with you just the same. I haven't been fastidious… — Kenzaburō Ōe Copy Share Image
My husband and I speak an ancient language called grammatical English, and the kids speak a strange dialect which is difficult to… — Teresa Bloomingdale Copy Share Image
“None of this can actually be happening. If it makes you more comfortable, you could simply think of it as metaphor. Religions… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“If truth be told, I ofttimes wonder how Stannis ever got that ugly daughter of his. He goes to his marriage bed… — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
From now on, I pray like I mean it. No more hitting SEND over and over. It's changed my life. It has… — Regina Brett Copy Share Image
The older you get the more realistic it is that you're significant other is your significant other. I mean, you'll always have… — Ellen Pompeo Copy Share Image
Who deserves more credit than the wife of a coal miner? Mother was one. — Merle Travis Copy Share Image
The cave-dweller's wife complained that he hadn't dragged her anywhere in months. — Laurence J. Peter Copy Share Image
A happy marriage is only going to happen if you sit and talk about things. — Kumar Anupam Copy Share Image
“Men marry women hoping they’ll never change. Women marry men hoping they will.” — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
Money is great, but it doesn't make your husband stay at home with you. — Kim Mathers Copy Share Image
Marriage is about give and take. You better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hold an old-fashioned notion that a happy marriage is the crown of a woman’s life. — Beatrix Potter Copy Share Image
Friends see most of each other’s flaws. Spouses see every awful last bit. — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
