“I must say, detective…you have really good taste in women. Your first wife was hot, but this new piece of ass you… — Bianca Pheasant Copy Share Image
You still don't like the idea of gay marriage? Then, as my friend the economist Julianne Malveaux says: Don't marry a gay… — Barbara Ehrenreich Copy Share Image
The men that women marry, And why they marry them, will always be A marvel and a mystery to the world. — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Copy Share Image
Anyone who marries gets no guarantee that their partner, no matter what they vow, will always keep that promise. — Emily Yoffe Copy Share Image
I don't consider my marriages as failures! It's idiotic to assume that because a marriage ends, it's failed. — Margaret Mead Copy Share Image
I have a husband who's both honest and loyal and gives brilliant advice, but at the same time keeps me completely grounded. — Rebecca Front Copy Share Image
“What? What are you grinning about?" "Its meant to be attractive to my wife." "You have a wife?" "Great seas no! Honestly,… — Kristen Cashore Copy Share Image
“Let us be glad, rejoice, and give Him glory, because the marriage of the Lamb has come, and His wife has prepared… — Beth Moore Copy Share Image
“Father's Day POETRY Jeffrey Harrison | 36 words My first father- less Father’s Day came a little too soon after the funeral,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“To prove to [her friend, Swedish diplomat Count] Gyllenborg that she was not superficial, Catherine composed an essay about herself, "so that… — Robert K. Massie Copy Share Image
I may chance have some odd quirks and remnants of wit broken on me, because I have railed so long against marriage:… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
People are more concerned about the economy then these ridiculous concerns as to gender inequity in society, as manifested in marriages, in… — Kate Zambreno Copy Share Image
It's so important to keep a marriage alive with small treats and doing little things for each other. Just remembering to say… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
People have notions of what a wife's role should be in this process, and it's been a traditional one of blind adoration.… — Michelle Obama Copy Share Image
“Kovacs to a female believer in New Revelation: "..I’m calling you a gutless betrayer of your sex. I can see your husband’s… — Richard K. Morgan Copy Share Image
Some jobs are worse than actual wives. Ad agency vs. Matrimony, for instance: Even the most capricious and demanding spouse is not… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Something that was really important to me on my wedding day was making sure I looked like myself. — Alex Cooper Copy Share Image
[On refusing to allow photos to be published of herself and her children:] A lady's name should appear in print only three… — Edith Roosevelt Copy Share Image
“For marriage is like life in this—that it is a field of battle, and not a bed of roses.” — Robert Louis Stevenson Copy Share Image
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“Married! Not to retreat, but to be the mistress of a lord's domain; not to be safe in a convent, but to… — Katherine Arden Copy Share Image
Hamish is worried about ending up like my parents, who each spend time in their two homes in Bundanoon and Sydney. But… — Zoe Foster Blake Copy Share Image
An honest man may really love a pretty girl, but only an idiot marries her merely because she is pretty. — Lord Chesterfield Copy Share Image
I love to love. However, you won't see anybody walking the red carpet with me until I'm married. — Aeriel Miranda Copy Share Image
We were married for better or worse. I couldn't have done better, and she couldn't have done worse. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
When it comes to your marriage, if the grass looks greener somewhere else, it's time to water your own yard! — Craig Groeschel Copy Share Image
“A third party in your marriage will do three things to you: Seduce your spouse, wreck your home and take your place.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
By myself, I'm a hard pill. My wife makes me look real good, because she smoothes my rough edges. That's why I… — Terry Crews Copy Share Image
My children are grown... my husband is an international human rights lawyer and all of his work is outside of Canada. So,… — Annamie Paul Copy Share Image
“the marriage could have been perfect right up to the end, if only one partner or the other one had managed to… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
Some guys refer to their wife as the old ball 'n chain. I refer to mine as the old nagging cunt. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When I attained a certain advanced intimacy with a man, and I don't just mean sex, I married him. — Hedy Lamarr Copy Share Image
I never grew up dreaming about a wedding - I don't think about things like that. I don't know how to explain… — Penelope Cruz Copy Share Image
“The idiot will tire soon enough of his playthings and will come home; husbands always do.” — Cecilia Manguerra Brainard Copy Share Image
I loved my husband very much, and it was heartbreaking to have him develop Alzheimer's disease, and to stand by and watch… — Sandra Day O'Connor Copy Share Image
Maybe he's been in Africa so long he has forgotten that we Christians have our own system of marriage, and it is… — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
The conservative argument for marriage includes a recognition of the traditional value of marriage as a stabilizing force in society. — Margaret Hoover Copy Share Image
The man who loves other countries as much as his own stands on a level with the man who loves other women… — Theodore Roosevelt Copy Share Image
Some husbands regard it as their prerogative to compel their wives to fit their standards of what they think to be the… — Gordon B. Hinckley Copy Share Image
As compromised as their marriage might be, part of her still believed in her vows. She loved the man he'd been, and… — Nicholas Sparks Copy Share Image