I'm the minority in my house sometimes. My wife is Swedish, and we go to Sweden and everyone is rattling off in… — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
“Whenever there is a conflict between pink and blue, let the pink win. Happiness is more important then colors.” — Sukant Ratnakar Copy Share Image
I'm always telling people who say two men can't make a baby: 'Anything is possible for God. I'm going to keep inseminating… — Dan Savage Copy Share Image
Like a christening, a wedding, a graduation ceremony, a holy war, a revolutioneven?a fireworksdisplay, agaudy promise of what life ought to be,… — Alistair Cooke Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, A process much like a cafeteria -- you carefully look over the choices, select what looks the best -- and pay… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“The bitch from hell?” Ian offered and immediately moved out of his wife’s reach. “She doesn’t like me, baby. She calls me… — Lexi Blake Copy Share Image
The theater is like a faithful wife. The film is the great adventure - the costly, exacting mistress. — Ingmar Bergman Copy Share Image
I come from a multicultural family. My wife's Thai. My children are half-Asian, half-Scottish; we're all immigrants. — Jimmy Barnes Copy Share Image
Many years ago, I went with my husband and daughter to Denmark. In those years, you could bring $400 worth of furniture… — Ruth Westheimer Copy Share Image
If you belonged to a political party or a social club that was tied to as much bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, violence, and… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
My husband used to take care of the business part of this, and after he died I found I wasn't really any… — Jane Haddam Copy Share Image
“The last time I saw you, you were wearing a white cotton shirt. You were standing upright with your wife on the… — Edouard Levé Copy Share Image
My wife totally backs the way I am on stage; that's one of the amazing things about her. I have 120 per… — Gerard Way Copy Share Image
“Woman, self-centred, would never be absorbed by any relation.” The “excessive devotion” that results when women live “so entirely for men,” when… — Megan Marshall Copy Share Image
If your wife briefly corrects someone with "Actually, I'm bisexual" during conversation, it hardly sounds like attempting to remain an object of… — Mallory Ortberg Copy Share Image
“You Can’t Turn a Ho Into a Husband Having hoes comes with responsibilities and rules: Rule #1: Hoes are there for YOU.… — Kara King Copy Share Image
“Lord, if we were all to marry our first loves what a plague of ill-assorted marriages there would be!” — Georgette Heyer Copy Share Image
“Why should anyone be rewarded for defeating a dragon by being saddled with a dowryless, freckled wife and well over a dozen… — Jessica Day George Copy Share Image
My wife and I grew up in the Northeast but my daughters are sort of small-town girls, from the Midwest. — Frank Vogel Copy Share Image
Express gratitude for what your spouse does for you. Express that love and gratitude often. — Richard G. Scott Copy Share Image
“Again. Apparently, three broken engagements weren't enough. It was her duty to marry, and marry she must.” — Monica McCarty Copy Share Image
I'm always fascinated by something that leaves the surface of the earth. My series, 'Rocket Man', was based on a true story… — Robson Green Copy Share Image
“One crow means sorrow, two crows mean joy, three crows a wedding, four crows a boy, five crows mean silver, six crows… — E.A. Gottschalk Copy Share Image
According to a new survey, people who get divorced die early. People who stay married live longer. The difference is they just… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Men tell me that I've saved their marriages. It costs them a fortune in shoes, but it's cheaper than a divorce. So… — Manolo Blahnik Copy Share Image
My wife and I argue a lot. She's so touchy. The least little thing sets her off. You're lucky. Mine's a self-starter! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The lullaby my husband puts our son to sleep with is so random. It's 'Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough' by Michael… — Jurnee Smollett-Bell Copy Share Image
You are criticizing me for my fashion statement. My wife keeps on criticizing me for my blank bank statement — Arvind Kejriwal Copy Share Image
I was Corinne Bailey. I added on Rae, my husband's name, when I got married. There's no hyphen. Stops it being posh! — Corinne Bailey Rae Copy Share Image
I regret hurting my wife and my child and abandoning them. I regret the pain I caused them. — Vikram Bhatt Copy Share Image
Any married man should forget his mistakes - no use two people remembering the same thing — Duane Dewel Copy Share Image
This man who is handicaped once told me I may not have hands to hold my wifes hand, but when the time… — Autumn Kohler Copy Share Image
“But ultimately we attempted to find some middle ground because at the end of the day we love each other in spite… — Melanie Shankle Copy Share Image
Marriage was ordained for a remedy and to increase the world and for the man to help the woman and the woman… — William Tyndale Copy Share Image
“When one loves another without considering marriage as the goal, it’s sexual harassment.” — Chairman Mao Copy Share Image
I'm coming out of a long term marriage and I don't want to jump into anything too serious or too much, too… — Shaunie O'Neal Copy Share Image
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
Darling, I had a tear in my eye when I first saw you on our wedding. Like most men, I was wondering...Will… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“So Jane was getting married. Well, more power to her. In fact, let me tighten those straps. Any word from the governor… — James Lileks Copy Share Image
Marriage equality is the law of the land. Officials should be held to their duty to uphold the law - end of… — Hillary Clinton Copy Share Image
