My wife got naked & asked me to show her a good time. So I showed her photos of me & my… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“I know, I know. I was there, remember?" I love my husband, but he's such an Aquarian. Ask him the time, and… — Susan McCorkindale Copy Share Image
“Of course married life is merely a habit, a bad habit. But then one regrets the loss even of one's worse habits.” — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
I wouldn't change being married. It was good for me, and I was happy for a period of time, and I learned… — Lindsey Vonn Copy Share Image
My wife always complains that I dont take her anywhere expensive... so I took her to the Gas Station. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you want to find somebody and you want to be married and you want to have children, don't make it a… — Stevie Nicks Copy Share Image
The Invisible Man, who said to his wife, I don't care if it looks silly, don't stop! Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons Copy Share Image
The biggest problem in my life is trying to be the kind of man that I want to be, the father that… — Ethan Hawke Copy Share Image
I am stricken with the peculiar curse of being a 21st-century woman who makes more than the man she's living with -… — Sandra Tsing Loh Copy Share Image
So my wife said she read this article in a magazine and she said: 'You know, maybe you're suffering from premature ejaculation.'… — Robert Schimmel Copy Share Image
I think that the status that you have in life should be reflected in official documents. If you are married, fine, if… — Iain Duncan Smith Copy Share Image
“A tofu birthday cake dosn't wreak a marriage; but if you cut the tofu into lewd shapes, you are probably asking for… — Michael Lee West Copy Share Image
“His question reminded me of how easy he had been to deceive, so easy that he seemed to me almost a conniver… — Graham Greene Copy Share Image
“A farmer, as one of his farmer correspondents once wrote to Liberty Hyde Bailey, is "a dispenser of the 'Mysteries of God.'"… — Wendell Berry Copy Share Image
My family was extremely progressive. My parents had a love marriage, but they separated when I was two years old. I moved… — Aditi Rao Hydari Copy Share Image
“Yvette had never talked about her marriage - she was a smart girl, and she knew you had no right to complain… — Maile Meloy Copy Share Image
This Valentines day, sweep your wife off her feet with our amazing collection of gift ideas. Happy Valentines day to you and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Tonight, all I want to do is dream of that movie. Is that bad? That I’d rather dream of a movie than… — Melanie Benjamin Copy Share Image
Sometimes after marriage, one really gets to know his or her partner after three or four outings. But for us, we knew… — Kunal Khemu Copy Share Image
The gratifying part of my journey is no one calls me a star child or a superstar's wife anymore. I think I… — Twinkle Khanna Copy Share Image
I live in Santa Barbara. My wife's American, and she lived in England for 11 years and then told me she'd had enough. — Martin Gore Copy Share Image
I have no clue what Plato was talking about when he said that the unexamined wife was not worth leaving. I don't… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Nothing humbles a beautiful woman better than not being wanted by a man whose girlfriend or wife is ugly (or not as… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
It's important to still look like yourself on your wedding day, so I didn't do anything drastic. — Lily Aldridge Copy Share Image
Had I not worked on myself, put value in myself, I would not have the loving and supportive people that I have… — Andrea Navedo Copy Share Image
If I gamble, I'll play roulette. My wife and I will play roulette, and that's about it. I'm not a heavy gambler. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
“Be back presently, Florence!” he called to his wife, and stumped out the front door into the noise and panic of a… — Sarah Brazytis Copy Share Image
Here's to the new husband, and here's to the new wife, may they remain lovers, for all of life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't talk about my books while I'm writing them: not even my husband knows what a novel's about until it's done. — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
When you initiate romance in your marriage relationship, you communicate to your spouse that he or she is desirable to you. — Jimmy Evans Copy Share Image
Weddings are no different from any other industry that needs solutions to challenges, and now the tech side of marriage is being… — Randi Zuckerberg Copy Share Image
“Big data analyst Seth Stephens-Davidowitz reports in the New York Times that Google searches for “sexless marriage” outnumber searches related to any… — Esther Perel Copy Share Image
“... a wife should be always a reasonable and agreeable companion, because she cannot always be young.” — Jonathan Swift Copy Share Image
“My mother is the queen of meddling. She’s like a damn parakeet, “Eli needs a wife. Eli needs a wife.” I hear… — Corinne Michaels Copy Share Image
I'd be lying if I said that I took it all very calm and cool when my 12-year-old marriage broke up. I… — Pooja Bedi Copy Share Image
Every good marriage must be a friendship between two people who are willing to sacrifice for the other person. — Jim George Copy Share Image
Widowers marry again because it makes their lives easier. Widows often don't, because it makes their lives harder. [p. 61] — Siri Hustvedt Copy Share Image
I was the one who kept telling my second husband he should become a cinematographer. I paid for him to get his… — Carmen Dell'Orefice Copy Share Image
Spouses in healthy relationships cherish each other's space and are champions of each other's causes. — Henry Cloud Copy Share Image