Marriage Quotes · Page 305

You deserve the best! Wishing you a beautiful wedding day followed by a long and happy life together.

— Anonymous

Why the devil was my husband positively grinning - and with what looked remarkably like relief?

— Laurie R. King

“She’s separated,” Isabel said. “Which means she’s married with an option to trade up,” Catherine said.”

— John Scalzi

“I'm not married,” he said softly, “because I can't stomach the idea of marrying a woman inferior to me in mind and…

— Sarah J. Maas

I'm good in bed, actually, and I think I could learn to be a good communicator, too. The only trouble with that…

— Garry Shandling

I'm personally supportive of marriage equality for gay couples and I believe that it will happen over time.

— Steve Schmidt

I'm Jewish, I can say it. We're storytellers. We were the moneylenders... Therefore we tell great tales to get what we need.…

— Patti Stanger

“Women are also property in our bible; adultery is a property crime in the Old Testament, not a sex crime.”

— Bill Maher

You told I meant the world to you and when you stare at me you were thinking and imagining I was soon…

— Anonymous

Something I was adamant about was that the movie [Everybody Lovess Somebody] wouldn't end with, oh, marriage saved [the main character]. They're…

— Karla Souza

“P lanning a wedding can be murder. Planning weddings for a living is nothing short of suicide. “Is there a patron saint…

— Laura Durham

We have had some great shows this summer, the Jammin Against the Darkness event was pretty incredible and it was good to…

— John Reuben Zappin

Quit Nagging: There is a proverb that a nagging wife annoys like a constant dripping. I absolutely agree with that. Who doesnt…

— Anne Nwakama

The Postman Always Rings Twice that's a book that I think every writer should read - that has to do with technique.…

— Jonathan Dee

“Seeing David was a full-body experience. I felt heavy and light at the same time. He gives me butterflies, but they aren’t…

— Jessica Hawkins

"You shall not covet your neighbor's wife, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor anything that is your neighbor's." Your neighbor is…

— John Shelby Spong

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties.

— Oscar Wilde

It took me too long to realise that if you go to a marriage counsellor to resolve problems, it's in his interest…

— Michael Douglas

PROSTITUTES ARE BETTER THAN THOSE WHO MARRY MEN FOR THE SAKE OF MATERIAL PROSPERITY AND COMFORT

— Bhaskar Mukharjee

I actually love being a little older and doing this wedding thing. At 38, I know what I like and what I don't.

— Brooke Baldwin

Nothing brings me more happiness in life than being a wife to PK and a mom to my babies Jagger and Phoenix.

— Dorit Kemsley

“I certainly don’t have any interest in being on a dark veranda with any man except my husband, unlike some women do.”…

— Barry Gray

I think about being married again, having a home and a wife. No one can ever be married too many times, and…

— Richard Pryor

The things I need from my husband and he needs from me are minimal - respect, support when needed, kindness, love.

— Susan L. Taylor

Thanks for getting divorced and adding to the statistical evidence I use as an excuse to avoid marriage.

— Anonymous

My husband and I believe that if you treat a child well and nurture his talent and physical ability, in a healthy…

— Dominique Moceanu

The truth was, I never liked the rose ceremonies. The cocktail parties beforehand are also difficult as there is so much stress…

— Andi Dorfman

The only solid and lasting peace between a man and his wife is, doubtless, a separation.

— Anonymous

I got married when I met the right girl. I think it was one of the best decisions of my life.

— Nikitin Dheer

My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked.

— Phyllis Diller

I love my family, my wife, my kids, my dogs, my home, my life. I am a very happy and contented man.

— Eric Idle

In real life I'm a poor dressmaker and a terrible cook, anything in fact but the perfect wife.

— June Allyson

You'll see a lot of funny stuff, you'll see a lot of daddy-knows-best stuff, you'll see a lot of me and my…

— Russell Simmons

Football has allowed me to see the world, and in Paz, I have a wife who is keen to see the world…

— Diego Forlan

If you expect perfection from people your whole life is a series of disappointments, grumblings, and complaints.

— Bruce Barton

I'm certainly not the only person to have gone through a divorce. I'm not the only person who's had heartbreak.

— Pegi Young

WIFE, HAPPY, a spouse who is sometimes so because she has the best husband -- more often it is that she makes…

— Nikhil Saluja

“With such a worshipping wife, it was hardly possible that any natural defects in it should not be increased. The extreme sweetness…

— Jane Austen

Wear a towel instead of a coat, it’s very chic. Or your husband’s boxer shorts with a belt, or something from your…

— Vivienne Westwood

I'm amazed, as quirky, individual and selfish as most of us are, that anyone stays married for long.

— Mark McKinnon