“Marriage vows contain the words “to have and to hold,” not “to have and to scold.” — Tracy Kunzler Copy Share Image
All poets' wives have rotten lives Their husbands look at them like knives. — Delmore Schwartz Copy Share Image
I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget. — Adela Rogers St. Johns Copy Share Image
When one married a man, it was clear to me, one married also the sink and the stove. — Phyllis Bentley Copy Share Image
“Live from the inside out: your husband, children and family should get your best!” — Karen Budzinski Copy Share Image
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
It is better to be single wishing you were married than married wishing you were single. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't do karaoke. I don't dance, even at weddings. I'm the grumpy one sitting down drinking wine. — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
Never criticize your wife directly. If she looks fat in the new dress, say 'honey you have got this dress one size… — Adhir Amadavadi Copy Share Image
I believe in the institution of marriage and it's like a tag to cement the relationship for your friends, family and public. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We're a young, married couple, and we go through all the ups and downs that every couple goes through; we're no different. — Kevin Jonas Copy Share Image
There's so much more work for a man in his mid-30s: a lot of female-driven shows, where everybody needs a husband or… — Nicholas Gonzalez Copy Share Image
Really with marriage, from what I've heard about from different friends that are married, you can't entirely be prepared. There are things… — Rebecca St. James Copy Share Image
It's not a secret family like I have a beautiful, gorgeous wife in Tokyo; I have another mom and dad. I'm the… — John Hodgman Copy Share Image
What a shame to be so afraid of failure that you stop living. My wife has a great one-liner about failure: "Never… — Bernie Siegel Copy Share Image
“Though the little voices cautioned it was time to settle, settle in, settle for, settle down, I muzzled these mutterings. One more… — Lili Wright Copy Share Image
Every day I wake up thinking about the things I have to do tomorrow, without thinking about the things I had to… — My Dad Copy Share Image
“Even after we grow up, many of us continue to believe that we have little control over our lives. We may see… — Susan Forward Copy Share Image
“Like many women, she was unable to fit exactly with her husband’s view. Her feet hurt: she could not walk in the… — Philippa Gregory Copy Share Image
When my first daughter was born, my husband held her in his hands and said, 'My God, she's so beautiful.' I unwrapped… — Ayelet Waldman Copy Share Image
I will never get married to the head of General Motors. I will never be the wife of a superstar. For those… — Stephanie Zimbalist Copy Share Image
Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
As we grow older, friends only gather during these 2 times; marriage and death. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
WIFE, A person who only lasts as long as a marriage -- an ex-wife is forever — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I've met my soulmate. the love of my life. my current fiancee and my future wife. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My wife would probably say I'm the messiest person in the history of husbands. — Stephen Curry Copy Share Image
I'm so grateful to have been raised on love and to be so in love with my wife. — Coy Bowles Copy Share Image
Marriage is a team effort. Grow closer to each other as you grow closer to God. — Jim George Copy Share Image
“my wife's liver Infected as her life, she would not live The running of one glass.” — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
