Marriage Quotes · Page 227

I never cheated on my wife. I took seriously those vows of celibacy.

— Emo Philips

I met a great woman, Lori, my wife. She settled me down a lot.

— Sebastian Janikowski

This is how true love should end up like. Cute couples and getting married beautiful.

— Jess Jessenia

My wife is great. She always goes to the bank to see if the check has cleared.

— Don Rickles

If it's not working out, I'm a fan of divorce.

— Robson Green

Even when I was a kid, I was never interested in any of that marriage or baby stuff.

— Jane Fallon

Our marriage works because we each carry clubs of equal weight and size.

— Paul Newman

More divorces start in the bedroom than in any other room in the house.

— Ann Landers

I feel sorry for the man who marries you... because everyone thinks you're sweet and you're not.

— Harold Brodkey

“Marriage didnt really seem to be about love; it was about the ability to live together for a long period of time”

— Jodi Picoult

Wow... look at that... he's not here now! So why not have a go? They might be able to find you a…

— Anonymous

Marriage is nature's way of ensuring that a woman picks up some mothering experience before she has her first child.

— Robert Breault

Everybody says marriage is 'til death do you part - and I've been married 29 years - but a book is really…

— Mike Leach

“But Lady Louisa was…inoffensive, almost invisible really. The perfect wife for a man like him. Murdo”

— Joanna Chambers

My two sons are the most important things in the world to my wife and I - they are what I build…

— Rob Lowe

Women today have more of an overview of their lives and how marriage is or is not a part of it.

— Helen Reddy

Both of my girls are grown now, but I remember those years when my husband and I did our best to shield…

— Cynthia Germanotta

You are asking, 'Is the concept of soul mates more useful than marriage?' Concepts don't matter. What matters is your understanding. You…

— Rajneesh

“I had started on the marriage and motherhood beat by accident with a post on my personal, read only by friends, blog…

— Jennifer Weiner

They can get married. They can marry a man if they're a woman. Or they can marry a woman if they're a…

— Michele Bachmann

When I got married, I was all in love, but then came life intruding in, and sometimes it's difficult ... I would…

— Angela Bassett

“This is what you should teach me, how to be like Odysseus—how to love my country, wife and father, and how, even…

— Ryan Holiday

“Because even though marriage brings us together as a unit, there are still two individuals who make that whole. And they need…

— Kandi Steiner

“I know now with blind certainty that no matter what, eventually marriage is just two financially interdependent strangers staring across the kitchen…

— Suzanne Finnamore

I am a pro-gay marriage conservative. And I'm pretty damn confident in my sexuality.

— Will Cain

My wife and I keep fighting about sex and money. I think she charges me too much.

— Rodney Dangerfield

What kept me going was my desire to provide a hygiene product for my wife.

— Arunachalam Muruganantham

I now pronounce you man and wife and best friends for life.

— Anonymous

True love means two seeds grow separately until they join in Matrimony forever.

— Anonymous

Let all thy joys be as the month of May,And all thy days be as a marriage day.

— Francis Quarles

Every marriage is a battle between two families struggling to reproduce themselves.

— Carl Whitaker

“How can I ever be content married to anyone else but him? “Foolish, foolish girl.”

— Melanie Dickerson

I am like a friend to my kids. My wife, Sangeeta, handles their studies, etc.

— Vijay

“Men marry for the womb. Women marry for their tummy.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

It takes a lot of work to put together a marriage, to put together a family and a home.

— Elizabeth Edwards

I have a strong marriage, and my wife and I love each other.

— Mike Crapo

Vijay is my husband but he continues to be my best friend and soul mate.

— Amala Paul

I went to see the 'Spider-Man' movies because my wife is a fan, and so are my kids.

— Denis Leary

HUSBAND, A person who never really becomes good, he is merely more proficient.

— Nikhil Saluja

“Getting married early is like wrestling with calculus on a merry trip to Las Vegas!”

— Kiran Joshi