Arthur Baer

A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.

— Arthur Baer

A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.

— Arthur Baer

Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.

— Arthur Baer

She used to diet on any kind of food she could lay her hands on.

— Arthur Baer

[History is] petrified imagination.

— Arthur Baer

Lefty Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf.

— Arthur Baer

It was as helpful as throwing a drowning man both ends of the rope.

— Arthur Baer

Liquor - you can make it illegal but you can't make it unpopular.

— Arthur Baer

About a veteran player thrown out trying to steal second: There was larceny in his heart, but his legs were honest.

— Arthur Baer

If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.

— Arthur Baer

You can always judge a man by what he eats, and therefore a country in which there is no free lunch is…

— Arthur Baer

A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it.

— Arthur Baer

If you demand money from someone in exchange for your silence, it's called 'blackmail'. If your lawyer demands money from someone in…

— Arthur Baer

An empty cab drove up and Sarah Bernhardt got out.

— Arthur Baer

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours.

— Arthur Baer

His head was full of larceny, but his feet were honest.

— Arthur Baer

It is impossible to tell where the law stops and justice begins.

— Arthur Baer

If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end.

— Arthur Baer