Marriage Quotes · Page 230

May you be blessed with many loving years ahead! Congratulations on your wedding.

— Anonymous

Marriage is marriage. Everybody has problems.

— Mel Gibson

“Life's too short to take yourself seriously, and too long to take a wife jokingly.”

— Jarod Kintz

I really don't have a problem with gay marriage... because I'm tolerant and rational.

— David Cross

A lot of men get women, but only few get wives.

— Vikrant Parsai

Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad.

— Woody Allen

Never ask your wife if she still hears from her old pimp.

— Johnny Carson

I think you will find that with divorce will come happier remarriages.

— Helen Fisher

“My sadistic husband has a soft side, too, and even though he likes to inflict pain on me, I know he would…

— Ella Dominguez

Our marriage has always been a 50-50 proposition - with the possible exception of closet space.

— Gene Perret

Do I regret getting married? It's hard for me to say anything because ultimately we're talking about the mother of my child.

— Alec Baldwin

Being a good human being is very easy: Be a good son, a good husband, a good parent and a good citizen.

— Siddharth Katragadda

Marriage is an arrangement by which two people start by getting the best out of each other and often end by getting…

— Gerald Brenan

But I think it's up to a local congregation to determine whether or not a marriage should be blessed of God. And…

— Tony Campolo

My husband is not running for the presidency, neither are my children, neither is our business, neither are our foster children...

— Michele Bachmann

I've always had a sneaking fondness for Martin Van Buren. He wrote his autobiography, you know, and never once mentioned his wife.…

— Cleveland Amory

Won't cha...picture life as my wife, just think: Full length mink, fat X and O links, Bracelets to match, conversation was all…

— The Notorious B.I.G

I am a woman who is a granddaughter of a lady who used to be beaten on the head by her husband,…

— Arundhati Roy

“My husband and I see each other only on weekends, and generally get along well. We're like good friends, life partners able…

— Haruki Murakami

There was never any question of Prince Philip's four sisters being invited to his wedding to Princess Elizabeth. King George decided their…

— Ingrid Seward

“Bein' a friend is a heavy commitment. In a way, even more than a husband or wife… Friendship to me means more…

— Ron Hall

“In my relationship, she is my woman and I am her man. This designation is not one of ownership, but of passion.…

— Steve Maraboli

I do believe Marsellus Wallace, my husband, your boss, told you to take ME out and do WHATEVER I WANTED. Now I…

— Pulp Fiction

“None of this can actually be happening. If it makes you more comfortable, you could simply think of it as metaphor. Religions…

— Neil Gaiman

I've never seen a diamond in the flesh. I cut my teeth on wedding rings in the movies.

— Lorde

I have too much work on my hands and I would not be a dutiful husband.

— Cecil Rhodes

“Bravery is listening even when you don't want to hear it.”

— Alaric Hutchinson

I never thought of getting married again. I'm quite difficult to live with, I think.

— Anne Reid

Each year, more than 10,000 married couples' relationships start at coffee shops.

— Anonymous

I'm a man of faith. I only fear God, and my wife - sometimes.

— Lech Walesa

A good marriage is really good after serving together in Washington, D.C.

— George W. Bush

“A man wants too many things before marriage, but only peace after it.”

— Pawan Mishra

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

— Prince Philip

I like all of my songs. My wife, however, likes me singing the soulful ballads.

— KK

My parents said marrying was an optimistic thing to do in pessimistic times.

— Olivia Wilde

I cannot forbid a person to marry several wives, for it does not contradict Scripture.

— Martin Luther

I believe me being married, having a life outside of fighting, gives me a mental break.

— Demetrious Johnson

Not all animal brides are doomed. Not all men are greedy or violent or possessive.

— Delia Sherman

I thought marriage was something very quiet and very regular and very bourgeois.

— Carla Bruni

I don't think that a same-sex marriage is the way God intended it to be.

— Joel Osteen