Marriage Quotes · Page 166

Fans always ask me to marry them so I'll have a lot of wives

— Niall Horan

There's only one thing wrong with my wife's face - it shows.

— Rodney Dangerfield

For her fifth wedding, the bride wore black and carried a scotch and soda.

— Phyllis Battelle

I married at a tender age during my early stage and radio struggles.

— Rod Taylor

I miss Bob, but I don't want another marriage.

— June Brown

“Only a foolish man will wed her who comes easily to his bed.”

— Lisa Klein

My only good result in 1997 was marrying Brooke Shields.

— Andre Agassi

My wife and children are the greatest force that keeps me sober and strong.

— Richard Patrick

“I’m leaning on an old guy trick here, claiming my wife is being a typical irrational woman right as she begins saying…

— Matthew Norman

I have perfected the art of putting my feet on my husband's lap during awards ceremonies so he can rub them.

— Annette Bening

I have a son, and I was married for twenty years, and I got divorced, and there's a new woman in my…

— Gary Kraftsow

Expect nothing at all and accept as a joyful surprise whatever good you find in matrimony.

— Frank Leslie

Work is a great thing. This is something my father taught me. He didn't want me to grow up to be somebody's…

— Giovanna Cau

“You can love a song, but you can form a bond with an album, a relationship that evolves as organically and beautifully…

— Jacob Hoye

“wished he were better at this tact shit. “Mrs. Riles, I came to talk about your husband.”

— Richard Phillips

Me never believe in marriage that muchmarriage is a trap to control me; woman is a coward. Man strong.

— Bob Marley

I just wanted to say how much that I love you. From the moment that we met and long after we've said…

— Anonymous

Life is all about making choices and I'm very happy with mine. I have had a wonderful time raising four children and…

— Meryl Streep

A new study found that women gain more weight after marriage, but men gain more weight after a divorce. Yeah, the divorce…

— Jimmy Fallon

“He did not know how to make her understand that he would be happy, most happy, to become her husband in his…

— Guy de Maupassant

So go marry someone, provided you're equally yoked and you actually like being with each other. Go get a job, provided it's…

— Kevin DeYoung

You can no more keep a martini in the refrigerator than you can keep a kiss there. The proper union of gin…

— Bernard DeVoto

“And yet … marriage seems to be the worst thing to happen to me. Though there are days I would argue that…

— Crystal Cierlak

“For [erotically intelligent couples], love is a vessel that contains both security and adventure, and commitment offers one of the great luxuries…

— Esther Perel

“God's love is our greatest anchor and motivation for giving.”

— John Arthur

Me and my wife go to church and we do marriage counselling.

— Nigel Benn

My wife had a bad habit of biting her nails, but I cured her. I hid her teeth.

— Tommy Cooper

My wife and I, we like to ride where there's not much traffic.

— Evel Knievel

I'm glad your trial separation didn't work out.

— Anonymous

Marriage ain't easy, but it's great most of the time.

— Sean Penn

Marriage is great. It'll calm you down - that and neutering.

— Kevin Nealon

I gave my all to my career and later to my marriage and motherhood.

— Zeenat Aman

You can change your spouse, your friends but never your club.

— Adam Richman

Marriage is like a yo-yo with its ups and downs.

— Mitzy Trimble

“The 'institution of marriage' is being threatened - by people getting married? Huh?”

— Christina Engela

To marry is the biggest risk in human relations that a person can take.

— Madeleine L'Engle

You people married to Italian men, you know what it's like.

— Geraldine Ferraro

Controlling mothers do not pass the baton to their son's new wife.

— Laura Schlessinger

An open marriage is nature's way of telling you that you need a divorce.

— Ann Landers

My wife was big in a lot of work in Toronto with charity work.

— Dwane Casey