A man who marries at my age isn't taking a wife, he's indenturing a nurse. — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
I like to joke with my wife that she's the CEO of... certainly of our household. — Scott Pruett Copy Share Image
Keep yourself away if there is a quarrel between a husband and his wife. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
Oh I don't plan on getting married. It's a legalized form of prostitution. — Candace Bushnell Copy Share Image
Both my marriages were failures! Number one departed, and number two stayed — Gustav Mahler Copy Share Image
Sensual pleasures have the fleeting brilliance of a comet; a happy marriage has the tranquillity of a lovely sunset. — Ann Landers Copy Share Image
I worship you, but I loathe marriage. I hate its smugness, its safety, its compromise and the thought of you interfering with… — Virginia Woolf Copy Share Image
A woman never knows what she really wants until she finds out what her husband cannot afford. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The burning ambition of my life was to marry her one day. The consuming worry of my life was to whether she… — Vikas Swarup Copy Share Image
“Of course, the wedding preparations are very stressful," my mother says. My father grunts. "You're not the one writing the checks.” — Lauren Oliver Copy Share Image
I am skittish about relationships, as most of the marriages I've seen up close have been ruinous for one or both parties. — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
“himself a wife within two weeks. He was a taut, tattooed engine mechanic, six feet tall, with a passing resemblance” — Walter Isaacson Copy Share Image
Marriages struggle because we've set our marriages up to fail by thinking that this person is going to complete me when they… — Mark Hall Copy Share Image
“A relationship that is truly genuine does not keep changing its colors. Real gold never rusts. If a relationship is really solid… — Suzy Kassem Copy Share Image
Most pastors railing against gay marriage have never cried out on racism, any type of injustice or police brutality. They've never once… — Otis Moss III Copy Share Image
“Our marriage lasted a few months. Once you left, what remained faded faster than the ink on the license. And what's left..well,… — Courtney Milan Copy Share Image
“A man with an affectionate disposition, who finds a wife to concur with his fundamental idea of life, easily comes to persuade… — George Eliot Copy Share Image
He's the one guy I can credit for making me think about marriage in a whole new light, because every guy I've… — Christina Aguilera Copy Share Image
Rosa Hubermann was sitting on the edge of the bed with her husband's accordion tied to her chest. Her fingers hovered above… — Markus Zusak Copy Share Image
I do not favor same-sex marriage. I oppose same-sex marriage, and that has been my view. But, but if people are looking… — Mitt Romney Copy Share Image
“TIA OR TARA has stopped applying makeup to my wife’s face and is looking at Scottie with disapproval. The light is hitting… — Kaui Hart Hemmings Copy Share Image
“we “are married, or have been, or plan to be, or suffer from not being.” — Rebecca Traister Copy Share Image
You know, that's the only good thing about divorce; you get to sleep with your mother. — Clare Boothe Luce Copy Share Image
People struggle in marriages and more than 55% of people get divorced. — Molly Shannon Copy Share Image
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. — Benjamin Disraeli Copy Share Image
Men will bear many things from a kept mistress, which they would not bear from a wife. — Samuel Richardson Copy Share Image
“Never keep score in marriage; your wife is going to win anyway.” — Matshona Dhliwayo Copy Share Image
No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
