No woman has ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes. — George Gibson Coote Copy Share Image
I think with time you don't have an option but to listen to your wife. — Arbaaz Khan Copy Share Image
I'm very devoted to my husband and we've been together for a very long time. — Debra Messing Copy Share Image
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. — Jackie Mason Copy Share Image
Epicurus was in favour of friendly sex but not of grand passions or marriage and children, viewing them as sources of trouble… — Catherine Wilson Copy Share Image
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Marriage. Isn't it great? Each time you fall back in love with your [spouse] it gets better and better. — Fannie Flagg Copy Share Image
My 3-year-old daughter told my wife she doesn't think I'm a pilot anymore because I don't fly. That was crushing. — Jared Isaacman Copy Share Image
I have heard about the civilized, the marriages run on talk, elegant and honest, rational. But and I are savages. — Sharon Olds Copy Share Image
I tell ya, with my wife, I got no sex life. Her favorite position is facing Bloomingdale's. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I said to my husband, 'my boobs have gone, my stomach's gone, say something nice about my legs.' He said, 'Blue goes… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
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I should think that people would be more interested in politics and all that is happening, rather than two lovebirds who are… — Yoko Ono Copy Share Image
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When you have a young kid you can't go out much at night, so I spent a lot of time at home,… — Dan Mangan Copy Share Image
My wife gets mad because we'll be in the middle of something and I'll stop and say, 'No, I've got to write… — Henry Cho Copy Share Image
My husband is always accusing me of being a context-free individual. He asks something and he has no idea where it came… — Heidi Julavits Copy Share Image
“What would I do differently if I could do it all over again? I would put more emphasis on being a better… — Calvin Miller Copy Share Image
I would say that the surest measure of a man's or a woman's maturity is the harmony, style, joy, and dignity he… — Benjamin Spock Copy Share Image
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