What if there's no such thing as PMS and this is just my personality? — Lois Greiman Copy Share Image
Women have to be in the mood for sex. Men have to be breathing. — Lois Greiman Breathing Copy Share Image
A guy's got to get a license to drive a Geo, but any doofus with a few good swimmers can be a… — Lois Greiman Father Copy Share Image
“Not surprisingly, the kitchen was the most interesting, but only because I discovered a package of Oreos in the cupboard.” — Lois Greiman Oreos Copy Share Image
Sometimes we succeed because of our upbringing, sometimes we do so in spite of it. — Lois Greiman Copy Share Image
“A pause. It might have been pregnant. I’ve never been sure how to tell if a silence has conceived or not.” — Lois Greiman Copy Share Image
“I froze like a startled bunny. Fumbling the disk into my purse, I cut my eyes toward the hallway. Had I locked… — Lois Greiman Copy Share Image
