There's a difference between saying you treat your girlfriend right and actually meaning it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Love is not about presents, kisses, hugs, cards, text messages, late night calls or sex. But they do boost up the connection. — Sachithra Copy Share Image
First click attribution is akin to giving my first girlfriend 100% of the credit for me marrying my wife. — Avinash Kaushik Copy Share Image
My girlfriend is really good at texting and driving aka risking our lives. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
“Bull-fluff. You didn't break up with a girlfriend of a whole year because of stuff .” — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
My girlfriend says I have frontal-lobe epilepsy. I have visions. They have slowed down as I've gotten older, but I still have… — James Gunn Copy Share Image
A relationship without trust is like a phone without Service, all you can do is play games. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“To ask a man whether or not he has a girlfriend is to talk about his sex life. If you disagree with… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Big story at the Olympics regarding Michael Phelps. He stepped out with his girlfriend for the first time. She is a 25-year-old… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
There is no good word for stomach; just as there is no good word for girlfriend. Stomach is to girlfriend as belly… — Nicholson Baker Copy Share Image
To know other people thought he'd made a mistake vindicated me. I wasn't a bad girlfriend, he was simply going through a… — Dorothy Koomson Copy Share Image
“A lazy summer's day and a long, lost love. Can a poet ask for anything more than a broken heart ordained from… — douglas laurent Copy Share Image
He moved to run a hand through her cornrows, then pulled back remembering the one time he's tried that-Connie had lectured him… — Barry Lyga Copy Share Image
My girlfriend bought a cook book the other day called 'Cheap and easy vegetarian cooking'. Which is perfect for her, because not… — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
My girlfriend is a fashion designer. She has her own company called Rachel Antonoff. She is doing a collaboration with Urban Outfitters… — Nate Ruess Copy Share Image
The challenges that I face today are the same challenges we all face. Trying to balance your life between work, family, loved… — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
Losing hope means ceasing to love my son and my girlfriend and many friends and people around the world. We in Iraq… — Hassan Blasim Copy Share Image
If you're spending a lot of time in the writers' room and then you're also acting, you have your foot in both… — Tom Arnold Copy Share Image
“Girlfriend doesn’t seem like the right word for what you mean to me. Probably that’s what I should be calling you to… — Delphine Dryden Copy Share Image
On special request lol from my bro-in-law Steve:) This is for you Steve and Jade:)<3 I truly hope ya'll's dream to be together forever comes true :) Love you sooooo much from the bottom of my I heart...you are the best anyone could ask for. I am so amazingly blessed with you guys in my life:) — Rachel Copy Share Image
There is only one princess in the Disney tales, one girl who gets to be exalted. Princesses may confide in a sympathetic… — Peggy Orenstein Copy Share Image
I don't live in Ireland, I live in London with my girlfriend; and it's because of the globalization of our planet, it's… — Jonathan Rhys Meyers Copy Share Image
My first kiss was with a girlfriend. And it was at a party. I think I was hopeful that that would happen,… — Tyler Blackburn Copy Share Image
Found out my girlfriend has been selling her pussy but it's OK she's just playing tricks on me. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Are you willing to give up what you love, for who you love? Or lose your girlfriend to groupie love. — Big Sean Copy Share Image
Don't cry because it's over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse — Erick Otieno Copy Share Image
S boy is insecure with his girlfriend when he knows someone else can treat her better — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I would be a horrible girlfriend at this point in my life, because I’m both needy and unavailable. — Lena Dunham Copy Share Image
I view my wife as my lover, and we have a bond that goes beyond words like wife or girlfriend or mother. — Tom Hanks Copy Share Image
There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. — Jack Nicholson Copy Share Image
“I came to pen another poem for you, but even every unwritten poem is you.” — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
My high school girlfriend would ask if I finally learned how to unbutton the back of a sweater! — Breckin Meyer Copy Share Image
Dying to meet your girlfriends that you said you might bring. If they're the ones that tell you that you do the… — Drake Copy Share Image
Being the best girlfriend to someone who just couldn't see that you were good. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girlfriends' code. What's discussed with girlfriends stays with girlfriends. — Maya Banks Copy Share Image
Michelangelo's girlfriend, who said to Angelo, Forget the paint - let's put a mirror on the ceiling. Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons Copy Share Image
ONE OF MY girlfriends was getting married. This was becoming an annoying pattern. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
It seems a bit weird to call someone your girlfriend when you have a child. — Jason Isaacs Copy Share Image
