I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
How would I treat a girl if she was my girlfriend? I'm a really affectionate person and I like being a gentleman. — Omarion Copy Share Image
A good girl gives you happiness and a bad girl gives you experience both are essential in life so enjoy every girlfriend! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Far too often, I read a script where the girls are the girlfriend or the set dressing. — Jurnee Smollett-Bell Copy Share Image
“It's time to shop high heels if your fiance kisses you on the forehead.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
I have a lot of girlfriends who are struggling out there to find good men. — Britt Robertson Copy Share Image
The thing I admire most in my girlfriend is her brains and the way that each of them has an attractive nipple… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Dear Girls, if a guys pauses a video game just to text you back. Marry him. — Annonymous Copy Share Image
Then why don’t you and Bubba have girlfriends? (Nick) I don’t want the drama of it. After the last one burnt up… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
When we meet, I'm interested and I'm curious about what he's doing because he's burning a number from a client. And I'm… — Rosario Dawson Copy Share Image
In any relationship that comes to an end, there's never just a baseline reason why. You say, 'Oh, I broke up with… — Michael Rapaport Copy Share Image
What kisses mean!KISS ON HAND=i adore u, KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends, KISS ON NECK=i want u, KISS ON LIPS=i love u,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Twenty-two-year-old Max Dalton knocked on his girlfriend Nancy Morrison’s apartment door. As he waited for her to answer, he rubbed the promise… — Virna DePaul Copy Share Image
I never Beleived in dreams until I met u You are my dream come true Sweetheart Cute,adorable,lovely,charming sweet words can be easily… — Tribhuvan Suthar Copy Share Image
Real men leave their girlfriends first before running to another womans bed. Scumbag, waits to see if the other woman lets them… — SLee Copy Share Image
I went through times of self-hate, thinking how undeveloped spiritual I was. Everyone else in the ashram, a thousand people, nobody had… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
Hey, I'm going to Super Dog for a quick bite and to pass along a message from a dead guy to his… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
As you get older, you choose friends based on not only what feels resonant and warm but if they're bringing something to… — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
I'm glad people see some of the stories that way. I see where they're coming from, although none of the stories are… — Nick Antosca Copy Share Image
I’d been staying at the Holiday Inn with my girlfriend, honestly the most beautiful woman I’d even known, for three days under… — Denis Johnson Copy Share Image
And I don't want you thinking that my girlfriend is a bad person. She is an amazing woman, the fact that I… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
“Oh no you're not sista! See I heard all about you … project girl, the little gold digga' who got herself pregnant… — JM Wilson Copy Share Image
Tokyopop's been extraordinary. They approached me to do My Dead Girlfriend - Julie Taylor, one of the senior editors was a huge… — Eric Wight Copy Share Image
It's true, I did say I wanted girlfriends," I capitulated hesitantly, "but couldn't we start with something smaller and less terrifying? Like… — Jenny Lawson Copy Share Image
My girlfriend caught me blow drying my penis...She asked what was I doing. Apparently, 'heating up your dinner' wasn't a sexy answer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He has a girlfriend already, he has already moved on, while I cant even look at guys without thinking of him — Ana Copy Share Image
I think I am a little jealous of women who have great girlfriends as adults. — Ava DuVernay Copy Share Image
My girlfriend is despicable. I just found out she flirted with my brother, during my mom's funeral, while I was asleep. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
I wouldn't kiss my girlfriend in front of my ex...That doesn't mean I still love her, it shows that I respect her... — Sifiso Robeni Copy Share Image
I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend’s killer… but no one will do it. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
I care a lot about what my girlfriend thinks, and my friends, but ultimately it's me in the mirror. I just want… — Rachel Maddow Copy Share Image
My girlfriend is Jewish. But it's easier to buy her a Christmas present and then break it into 8 pieces. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend. — Mike Tyson Copy Share Image
If ur Girlfriend switches from IPhone 4 to IPhone 5 just because of an extra 1/2 inch... then better think before you marry her... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you tell your friends your cheating on your girlfriend and they tell her, dont get pissed because you were the one… — Annah Barnette Copy Share Image
“You’ll be my girlfriend?” he asked. Butterflies were throwing a party in my stomach. “If that’s what you want.” “I want.” Remy… — Veronica Blade Copy Share Image
When will you realize , the person you were with or with now , will be important to you later on in life ? — Christel Samedi Copy Share Image
Want me to spend the night? Hey lover boy, you know I will, and my best girlfriend lives down the road, together… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If your cheating on your girlfriend and she caught you making out with another girl, well there are no excuses no apologies. — Ewshy Copy Share Image
