A lot of people wouldn't feel miserable in this environment. A lot of people aren't dating my girlfriend. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
Umpires are like emotional girlfriends, once they make up their minds, there is no point in arguing — Dmitry Tursunov Copy Share Image
I used to try to draw my girlfriends. I think one of the most romantic things that anybody can do is draw… — Nick Carter Copy Share Image
Girlfriend: Baby, I'm Pregnant. What Do You Want It To Be? . . . . . . Boyfriend: A Joke. — Shadawcatt Copy Share Image
You shouldn't really get mad when someone else hits on ya boyfriend/girlfriend, be proud you have someone others want but can't have. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I couldn’t have dreamed you into existence because I didn’t even know I needed you. You must have been sent to me.” — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
A real boyfriend and girlfriend stand by each others side on good days and stands even closer on bad days no matter… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Bad boyfriends don't disguise themselves; their girlfriends do it for them. — Laurie Notaro Copy Share Image
“I have a girlfriend, Kayn. Her name is Chloe. She just doesn’t know it yet,” He smiled; he couldn’t help himself, he… — Kim Cormack Copy Share Image
I want a girlfriend so bad. I wanna love somebody. and have somebody worth it in my life. and maybe thinks I… — Paritoshik Sharma Copy Share Image
How about keyboards in your mouth? How fast can you type with your tongue? People will think you're just masticating, when you're… — Nolan Bushnell Copy Share Image
When you are not missing something, longing for something, you don't really think about it that much. It's like that girlfriend you… — Danica Patrick Copy Share Image
Look to yourself for the answer - stop calling your girlfriends and stop calling your mom - you know if it's working… — Lady Gaga Copy Share Image
My girlfriend is named Lynn. She spells her name "Lynn". My old girlfriend's name is Lyn, too, but she spells it "Lyn".… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
If you want to propose marriage to your girlfriend and you live in England and she is in Sicily, do the decent… — Werner Herzog Copy Share Image
I have a girlfriend. I give my heart to her. She's around, she's everywhere, we travel together. She's beautiful, she's gorgeous, she's… — The Miz Copy Share Image
Even if you've gone through an average childhood, you have girlfriends who get pregnant and then have to choose whether or not… — Laura Dern Copy Share Image
Honey, there’s not a single woman in this town who doesn’t know about Sanctuary, Land of the Bodacious Gods. Heck, me and… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“I'm starting to think I'll probably never have a girlfriend, which would be okay too. On those few occasions when a girl… — Ellen Wittlinger Copy Share Image
My brother the vampire, whose kiss was a slow death sentence, had a stable and loving relationship with a girl who was… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
I was born to be married. I just feel comfortable there. I love the idea of being partnered for ever. I love… — Beth Ditto Copy Share Image
“This is new to me, Win. I’ve never left a girlfriend behind before. I just wanted you to know that I don’t… — Rachel Robinson Copy Share Image
“Nothing belongs to itself anymore. These trees are yours because you once looked at them. These streets are yours because you once… — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
We teach girls that they cannot be sexual beings in the way that boys are. If we have sons, we don't mind… — Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie Copy Share Image
The main reason you should leave a cheater is for health reasons. You're sleeping with everyone that they sleep with. — Sonya Parker Copy Share Image
I'm a talker. I don't bottle things up. I always call my mum or a close girlfriend and try to talk things… — Louise Roe Copy Share Image
My girlfriend is like my iPhone. . . . . . . . . I don't have an iPhone. ;) — Vivek Kumar Copy Share Image
I'm a horrible girlfriend. I always was. I'm great at the beginning, because I can be very romantic. — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
Once you catch yourself trying to make your girlfriend jealous, she'll do 10 times worse. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I was nine, I had this girlfriend and we used to have running races in the park. I wanted to be… — Orlando Bloom Copy Share Image
“Thanks to arranged marriages: There are countless women who have never been their husband's girlfriend.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
No girlfriend wants another girl tweeting about her man, talking to him, texting him, thinking about him, looking at him. No one! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And my girlfriend, she's FAT! How fat? She's so fat she wears two watches-one for each time zone! — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I've always considered Florence as my girlfriend. I don't have to explain my love for this city. — Gabriel Batistuta Copy Share Image
A nice word does not always please a girl. Case in point, I can't understand why she gets mad everytime I call… — Megz Copy Share Image
Veal is a very young beef and, like a very young girlfriend, it's cute but boring and expensive. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If she is jealous, don't get mad. It's maybe because she is to afraid to lose you.. — Kiara Leigh Copy Share Image
Dont fight even over girlfriends. The country is full of beautiful women. If you cant get one, come to Mugabe for assistance. — Robert Mugabe Copy Share Image
“Take me when I'm wild. Take me when I'm free. Take me for me and I will take you as you want… — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
A girlfriend? No thanks, I'd rather play nintendo and build my lego set! — Zac Hanson Copy Share Image
