The best gift a guy could give his girlfriend is: his time, his attention and his love. — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
No girl wants a secretly gay boyfriend, every dude wants a secretly gay girlfriend. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Happiness is when you see your husband's old girlfriend and she's fatter than you. — Croft M. Pentz Copy Share Image
Those's Text you wake up to that make your morning & put a smile on your face. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I'm in a relationship it's me and my girlfriend against the world, but once the world is to much of a… — G-Fwea D Copy Share Image
When i was 12 all of my friends had girlfriends and i didn't, i felt lonely so i asked my mom to… — Niall Horan Copy Share Image
I would rather be just friends forever then be your girlfriend and break up, then lose you all together. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yeah, most guys don't like to think about going to a bar with a girlfriend and watching her leave with someone else. — Nick Antosca Copy Share Image
“She smiles. And as with every other time—it hits me like a punch to the gut. “Hello, Boyfriend.” “Girlfriend.” Sickening, aren’t we?… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
When my girlfriend's away, I cook a big vat of meaty pasta and sauce and eat that for about a week. Then… — Paul Dano Copy Share Image
When I was in the 12th grade, I got my girlfriend pregnant. I just got out of school, she was a 10th-grader.… — Ice T Copy Share Image
I'm really annoyed by the wave of country music that's just a list of stuff. It almost sounds like L.A. people writing… — Kathleen Hanna Copy Share Image
“Is she your first girlfriend?” I asked, my tone gentle. “I told you, she’s not really my girlfriend,” he said, ducking the… — Barry Eisler Copy Share Image
I'm in awful shape. I'm trying to get in better shape. My girlfriend, she's in good shape. She gives me health tips… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
It's hard to figure out the secrets of the universe when you're trying to figure out where you and your girlfriend are… — Antony Garrett Lisi Copy Share Image
I think behind every great man there's got to be a great woman, whether she's your wife, your girlfriend or not. I'm… — Prince Royce Copy Share Image
When it comes to romance, I believe in keeping it simple. With my last girlfriend, we were on our way to our… — Justin Chon Copy Share Image
It's a romantic view of Canada. It's like Michael Moore saying we don't lock our doors in Canada. I lock my door… — Philippe Falardeau Copy Share Image
I got in a fight with my girlfriend," I said. "I was just driving around, blowing off steam, you know?" Well, you… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
I was interested in the question of the power of religious organizations to effect public policy in a negative way. When I… — Barry W. Lynn Copy Share Image
“Cassidy is the best girlfriend ever. I’ve dated her for a full two months longer than anyone else. She’s smart and witty… — Tim Tharp Copy Share Image
Theres a huge difference in sex and making love. We have sex with someone who can satisfy us physically, but we make… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Gian Luigi Polidoro and his girlfriend had written this script, it was an American comedy, and they decided I was the guy… — Brent Spiner Copy Share Image
I'm an ambassador for the Make-A-Wish Foundation, and one of the children, his wish was to go to the Emmys, so he's… — Christina Hendricks Copy Share Image
I had a very good relationship with Cristiano, his family and his girlfriend. — Marcelo Copy Share Image
We have a saying in my house, my kids and my girlfriend. We say, 'Be your best for the greater good, and… — Michael Franti Copy Share Image
My girl asked me to do something to make her feel special...I bought that b*tch a wheelchair. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.' — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
A lot of times [in the movie industry], women are relegated to playing the wife or girlfriend or daughter. — Sarah Michelle Gellar Copy Share Image
I wish my girlfriend sucked my dick the way she sucks the fun out of everything. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't date civilians. I don't even try. I'm totally out of the game of dating or trying to get a girlfriend… — Chester Brown Copy Share Image
Losing hope means ceasing to love my son and my girlfriend and many friends and people around the world. — Hassan Blasim Copy Share Image
Watching porn with the Girlfriend... Ok,so what if it's on the Animal Planet!! — Mike Smith Copy Share Image
“Nothing humbles a beautiful woman better than not being wanted by a man whose girlfriend or wife is ugly (or not as… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Thinking of a good surprise to give your girlfriend? How about a thumb in the ass durning doggystyle. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
This guy in bus just asked if I brought my reusable bag back & I told him it's none of his business… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A girlfriend's job is to keep her man on the right track, hold him down, have his back through good times &… — Brandon Martin Copy Share Image
I feel comfortable with what I do and I guess that my girlfriend feels the same. — Felix Baumgartner Copy Share Image
A True Man Wouldn't Make His Girlfriend Jealous. Instead, He Would Make The Other Girls Jealous. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My neighbor complains every time my girlfriend and I have sex. We're not even that loud. But he used to date my… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image