If you're girlfriend or your wife ever asks you to go on 'Jerry Springer,' don't go. It's not good. — Mack Brown Copy Share Image
A girlfriend that tells thirsty guys that she got's a boyfriend is a real lady. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse. hehehe lolz its true why cry for this??… — Kimmy :0 Copy Share Image
It's a lot easier having a girlfriend in a band than if you were going out with someone that lived in London. — Simon Taylor-Davis Copy Share Image
I'm a fashion designer. I don't want to be defined as someone's girlfriend. — L'Wren Scott Copy Share Image
Most of all, I want to be known as Barbi Benton, the singer, not as Hugh Hefner's girlfriend. — Barbi Benton Copy Share Image
Don't hate me because I'm handsome, hate me because your girlfriend thinks I am. — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share Image
I won't lie. Walking into a room and seeing your girlfriend reading a baby-name book can kind of make your heart stop. — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
You know, I have guys that are almost stalkers... it is very strange. I had this one guy that e-mailed me off… — Caprice Bourret Copy Share Image
One of the many things I love about Daenerys from Game of Thrones is she's given me an opportunity to fly the… — Emilia Clarke Copy Share Image
If you had a chance to be loved honestly and truthfully by your girlfriend, don't even think or try to cheat because… — Joy Alivia Copy Share Image
umm... abit gross it kinda about boyfriend and girlfriend kinda going throw then they break up then they love each other then… — Jacqueline Wilson Copy Share Image
I only do private room karaoke where it's just me and one of my closest girlfriends. My mom always said I could… — Chelsea Peretti Copy Share Image
When cellphones came out, my girlfriend refused to get one for five years, because she thought it would turn her into somebody… — Jesse Eisenberg Copy Share Image
If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
If he was trickin when u met him what makes u think that he aint trickin now. and if he had a… — Ne-yo Copy Share Image
“What you are to me is the guy that I’ve been madly in love with since sixth grade. You’re the guy I… — Eli Easton Copy Share Image
Sometimes I need a Girlfriend, not because I feel so lonely without her..Its just because I want to care about that special… — JuLian AndRew Copy Share Image
I feel like for me the lyric writing really comes from just what's going on in my heart and that's what consumes… — Amy Lee Copy Share Image
I learned hard lessons in life; I had to because I had so much happen: My mother died my sophomore year in… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
Fear sucks. Because you never know when it will attack. Sometimes it sneaks up behind you, giggling like your best girlfriend from… — Jennifer Rardin Copy Share Image
“My last girlfriend at home was Gabrielle. We were together for only a month before I left. I pretty much knew by… — Hannah Moskowitz Copy Share Image
An ex-girlfriend once got upset when I told her that music is the most important thing in my life. It's more important… — Ben Gibbard Copy Share Image
Otrera stayed dead the second time," Kinzie said, batting her eyes. "We have to thank you for that. If you ever need… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
If your girlfriend is gaining weight, support her to walk 5 miles a day. In just a month she will be 300 miles away. — Zhat Copy Share Image
“An exceptional woman with all the desired qualities exists only in a man's imagination.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
What do you do if you're in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
Never saw the point in looking through your girlfriend or boyfriend's phone. Thats like knocking on the devils door. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you make your best friend and your significant other the same person, you don't have to disconnect to go tell your… — Niecy Nash Copy Share Image
I'm trying to teach my girlfriend how to surf. But I just end up yelling at her the whole time. Because I… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
The music is my only girlfriend who's never break my heart ,so this why I chose to marry her forever — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My girlfriend asked me if I only love her for her body. I said no, baby. Just parts of it. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
I hate boys who think they can just control there girlfriend! Just wait until she finds someone better...dick! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Every kind of relationship needs encouragement from both parties. Be it marriage, dating, friendship, enmity etc.” — Nike Thaddeus Copy Share Image
You only lie to two people in your life, your girlfriend and the police. — Jack Nicholson Copy Share Image
After 'Crocodile Dundee,' I turned down lots of stuff, most of it where I'd play the girlfriend of some funny man. — Linda Kozlowski Copy Share Image
Girls are sensitive,they overthink every little things and they care way more than they should,but thats what makes their love so strong.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hand in hand or miles apart, a girlfriend like you forever stays in my heart. — Mahmoud El Hallab Copy Share Image
Apparently it was a bad idea to ask Siri What do women want? She has been talking nonstop for the last two… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“don't worry when you see your x with there boyfriend or girlfriend come on friends Learn to donate your old toys” — vishal rana Copy Share Image
