Protect your girlfriend like your daughter, love her like a wife, and respect her like your mother. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I hold something that's radioactive, it's kind of an indescribable feeling. It's kind of like when I'm with my girlfriend. — Taylor Wilson Copy Share Image
“Sokka: "My first girlfriend turned into the moon." Zuko: "That's tough buddy.” — Michael Dante DiMartino Copy Share Image
“I’m not his bodyguard,” said Isabelle. “I’m his girlfriend. Which gives me the right to kick your ass if you bother him.… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
A boy friend should make his girlfriend's pussy wet, not her eyes. A girlfriend should make her boyfriend's cock hard, not his… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My girlfriend said, Emo, I'm seeing another man. I said, Well, try rubbing your eyes or something. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
Theres a difference between a girl being clingy and a girlfriend making an effort and showing she cares. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To be fair to my ex girlfriend, I hope she'll always be memorable and unique to me. God forbid I ever find… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You ask anyone in college, how would you like your wife or girlfriend to be? No one wants the ugliest girl in… — Arbaaz Khan Copy Share Image
I was in the back of the car with my girlfriend, the Rascals came on the radio and I realized their song… — Steven Van Zandt Copy Share Image
“They really liked each other, too. Not like boyfriend and girlfriend, I don't mean. But they both had naturally curly hair, and… — Barbara Park Copy Share Image
A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin, I said how can you tell them… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
My main motivation for staying in the spotlight at all is, I don't want to just be known for being involved in… — Holly Madison Copy Share Image
I'm kind of floating out there as an artist. I'm in a safe place where I can play a girlfriend or a… — Nicole Ari Parker Copy Share Image
“Aside from blow jobs, though, I'm through with being the perfect girlfriend, just through with it. Then if he's sore with me,… — Sheila Heti Copy Share Image
I was trying to decide if you still had free will as a wolf. If I was a terrible person for planning… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
“What I love about being queer is... Everything. I like that it makes me different, and I like that it makes people… — Tegan Quin Copy Share Image
“If I can’t be your love, then let me be a simple brooch so I may rest a while against your chest.… — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
My girlfriend has the greatest story as to why she isn't religious anymore. When she was a kid, like 12 years old,… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
“Do you think anyone found out about that?" B. J. Asks, sounding nervous. "Found out about what?" I ask, trying to imagine… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
“Why did he leave so fast at the end? Who was on the phone? A girl? That's it, he must have a… — Sarah Ockler Copy Share Image
If he checks your phone bills or shopping receipts, something isn't right. Controlling your partner in any way is unhealthy. I've been… — Ashley Banjo Copy Share Image
Guinevere is just head over heels and doesn't know how to handle these new emotions that she's feeling, as a young woman.… — Tamsin Egerton Copy Share Image
“Why didn't you write all this time? Did you not remember us in a song? A dance? In the skies littered with… — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
GIRLS DON'T DRESS FOR BOYS, THEY DRESS FOR THEMSELVES. IF GIRLS DRESSED FOR BOYS, THEY'D JUST WALK AROUND NAKED ALL THE TIME. ;) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemon, take the lemon close and have sex with his girlfriend — Charith Thilina Copy Share Image
I mean everybody's got ex-boyfriends and girlfriends. Everybody's got baggage. — Nina Dobrev Copy Share Image
My girlfriend said I treat her like a child so I gave her aticker for standing up for herslef — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How the fuck can you accidentally cheat on your girlfriend? Like, oops, I tripped and my clothes ripped off and I fell… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Guys: Don't try to make your girlfriend jealous, she might take it the wrong way and get mad at you or she'll… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I feel worthless. My girlfriend was attacked on the subway yesterday. And I can't even enjoy it. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
My girlfriend knows that if I'm acting weird at home to go to one of my shows to see what's on my… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I'm someone, the same as my girlfriends, when they say what do you think about this, I don't always say they look… — Heidi Klum Copy Share Image
If I had a girlfriend, she would be incredibly offended by me saying, 'I don't have a girlfriend', so that's the proof. — John Mayer Copy Share Image
When your old girlfriend says... You'll never find anyone like me... just smile and reply... that is the point... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If your girlfriend complains that she's tired of giving you blowjobs, just outsource the work to her sister. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If your girlfriend complains that you never take her anywhere expensive...take her to the gas station. — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image
I had a girlfriend before I ever had a boyfriend, but it was just a phase. — Mark Gatiss Copy Share Image
She might be my ex girlfriend but that doesn't mean you tave to talk all bad about her — Phee The God Copy Share Image
It should never be a choice between friends or boy/girlfriend. They should compliment each other, not complicate. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
