That is not all I need. I need dogs. A house filled with dogs and a smart, funny, kind, loving girlfriend or… — Moby Copy Share Image
Wow, girlfriend, you're incompatible with life! And here I thought I was just incompatible with pink. — MaryJanice Davidson Copy Share Image
Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me. — Orson Welles Copy Share Image
“My girlfriend bought me a collared shirt for my birthday, mainly so I don’t get too far ahead of her when she… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
This is what happeneds when you're good in bed. that is my back after I got done with my girlfriend. :) — Simpleman Copy Share Image
If your girlfriend is loyal, don't treat her like shit. Because when you see her happy with someone else, you'll regret it — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have the most beautiful girlfriend<3 She's so amazing and if I ever hurt her (which I won't do) you all can hurt me <3 — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My girlfriend just caught me blow drying my penis, when she asked me what I was doing, apparently heating your dinner was… — Uknown Copy Share Image
“Not your girlfriend?” Grandmother guessed. “Well, she should be, you dolt! Don’t let her get away. You need strong women in your… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but… — Greg Giraldo Copy Share Image
“I fondle the last two charms: a letter C- oh yes, I was his first girlfriend to use his first name. I… — E.L. James Copy Share Image
In my memoir, I admit that I've been as fearful of success as of failure. In fact, when 'Passages' was published, I… — Gail Sheehy Copy Share Image
Sometimes female characters start out as the wife or girlfriend, but then I realize, 'No, she's the book,' and she becomes a… — Elmore Leonard Copy Share Image
[Black-ish creator] Kenya Bariss wrote on Girlfriends. We've been friendly since then. He sent me [the pilot] and said, "I wrote it… — Tracee Ellis Ross Copy Share Image
I can't really cook, but the first dish I ever made was for my girlfriend, Eleanor. I made chicken breast wrapped in… — Louis Tomlinson Copy Share Image
“I thought that one was going to hit me,” I said, watching the disappointed girl stalk off into the crowd. “Being your… — Kylie Scott Copy Share Image
So apart from writing letters home to your fantasy girlfriends,"Ben says, walking backwards, "what do you guys do out here without television… — Melina Marchetta Copy Share Image
Characters in TV and theatre tend to experience a lot of conflict, so I push myself through sport to physical and emotional… — Elliot Cowan Copy Share Image
Phone: ring ring ring ring Boyfriend: Hello Girlfriend: oh hey babe Boyfriend: supp babe, u know this girl touched my dick Girlfriend:oh… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want a girlfriend who I can give my heart to. A girl who I can text every morning, just to tell… — Mikey A Copy Share Image
My rule is you want someone whos got both feet on the ground. An ideal girlfriend might be someone who works in… — Wentworth Miller Copy Share Image
The Army might screw you and your girlfriend might dump you and the enemy might kill you, but the shared commitment to… — Sebastian Junger Copy Share Image
So I tried to get my shot with a 50mm and I did it - this is when we're shooting film, not… — Jeff Vespa Copy Share Image
My aim is to understand love. I know how alive I felt when I was in love, and I know that everything… — Paulo Coelho Copy Share Image
If your girlfriend has Taylor Swift lyrics as her status you're either doing something very right, or very wrong. — Farahjayne809 Copy Share Image
I love English girls! I adore all their different accents. Who knows, I could find a British girlfriend on my travels! — Austin Butler Copy Share Image
The harder you try to control your girlfriend the further you'll drive her away, so stop acting like a dumbbell. — Jeanne Phillips Copy Share Image
I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of… — Aisha Tyler Copy Share Image
Dont look for a girl that can be the best Girlfriend, look fo a girl that can be your Bestfriend — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Real girlfriend will be on your ass, text you everyday, fight with you, cares about you, listens to you, and loves you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Only a TRUE lover never changes his walking talking style and all that behavior, if he found girl next to him is… — Suyog Rajwal Copy Share Image
If I had a girlfriend I would write her letters instead of using Twitter. — Bill Kaulitz Copy Share Image
Calling your Ex-Girlfriend when you cant handle your current girlfriend shows how weak you are. — Kashumba Kanyeba Copy Share Image
Being a decathlete is like having ten girlfriends. You have to love them all, and you can't afford losing one. — Daley Thompson Copy Share Image
“Let us remember to always rediscover one another because we are forever changing.” — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
Even Tom Sawyer had a girlfriend and to talk about adults without talking about their sex drives is like talking about a… — Grace Metalious Copy Share Image
I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I have a boxer and I'm getting another boxer. I have a girlfriend, Gabby Granado, who lives with me as well. — Gary Woodland Copy Share Image
Love is a simple 4 letter word but means so much if its coming from the right person — Robert Escalate Copy Share Image