I view my wife as my lover, and we have a bond that goes…

Make sure he doesn't have a girlfriend or you'd be wasting time and efforts on something useless.

— Anonymous

Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames…

— Karl Pilkington

At least I'm not a celebrity and if I was, the whole world would have known that I broke up with my girlfriend last…

— Simphiwe Scientist Dumi

While youre on the other line Ill keep thinking about, Ways that I can make you mine.

— Emanuel Sebastiao

My girlfriend said: 'If you loved me you wouldn't drink so much', I said: 'If I didn't drink so much I probably wouldn't love…

— Gary Mule Deer

A REAL girlfriend gon love you while you're broke. a HOE gon love you until you're broke.

— Anonymous

“U r a ' Be Eye Tea See Hutch'!!!.”

— Nelson Jack

I broke up with my first girlfriend because I was out of love. I was crushing so hard on her for a whole year,…

— Christine and the Queens

My girlfriend and I went to a dinner party the other night and we ended up playing charades. There was another couple there that…

— Zach Galifianakis

You can't trust girls. When I get a girlfriend I am not going to tell her where I live or work.

— David Thorne

All right. I will be a man about this…I’m so sorry Bets. I should have hidden the keys. Booted your tires. Something. I had…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“You may have the girlfriend title, but we both know who your heart truly belongs to.”

— Cutiplier

Steadman! Any guy that's got Oprah as a girlfriend, I mean that's a good dude. I want to talk to him.

— Billy Bush

Real girlfriend will be on your ass, text you everyday, fight with you, cares about you, listens to you, and loves you like no…

— Anonymous

I wanna be your Peterpan who will be forever young in love with you.

— Anonymous