I hate crowds of people pretending to be happy on one night of the year, where they get drunk and obnoxious by… — Kenny Hickey Copy Share Image
That akward moment when your parents ask you if your high, drunk or both and your sober... And they don't belive you — Jgawesome Copy Share Image
“She shook her head with a sigh. “You talk like a drunk man walks: in every direction but where he be headed.”… — Terry Goodkind Copy Share Image
Love is a wine; you have to taste it, you have to drink it, you have to become drunk with it, only… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
In talking to girls I could never remember the right sequence of things to say. I'd meet a girl and say, Hi,… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
Let every emotion be capable becoming an intoxication to you. If what you eat fails to make you drunk, it is because… — Andre Gide Copy Share Image
“She gave herself a hard twist and fell into a sitting position, staring at me with those maggot-filled doll’s eyes.” — Steven Ramirez Copy Share Image
It's not name dropping, but not many people can say, like me, that they spent the day with the likes of Francis… — Jeffrey Bernard Copy Share Image
“A late arrival had the impression of lots of loud people unnecessarily grouped within a smoke-blue space between two mirrors gorged with… — Vladimir Nabokov Copy Share Image
I’m driving,” Louis-Cesare said, sliding into the low seat as easily as if he’d done it a hundred times. “You’re drunk.” I… — Karen Chance Copy Share Image
“Time to go,” he says. “I already see this heading somewhere I’m too drunk to go right now. I’ll see you tomorrow… — Colleen Hoover Copy Share Image
I had an ASU student looking for it in my shop last week, and he defined the Bacchants for me as 'those… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
I did 40 voices for Chris Wedge, the director of the first film, before coming up with the version we used. He… — John Leguizamo Copy Share Image
Of them all, it was the true love. Of them all, it was the best. That other sumptuous love which made one… — James Salter Copy Share Image
A solitary ascetic is a symbol of the most cowardly egotism; a hermit who flees from his brothers instead of helping them… — H. P. Blavatsky Copy Share Image
“...it was not considered right for a man not to drink, although drink was a dangerous thing. On the contrary, not to… — Eoghan Odinsson Copy Share Image
I didn't show up at the ceremony to collect any of my first three Oscars. Once I went fishing, another time there… — John Ford Copy Share Image
“All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too drunk… — Carroll Bryant Copy Share Image
“I give you my drunk permission to ignore whatever the sober me tells you. You should like the drunk me better, anyway,… — R.K. Lilley Copy Share Image
Usually the kids are portrayed as very one-dimensional. Like these mindless animals that just have three things on their minds: getting laid,… — Molly Ringwald Copy Share Image
He's just not that into you if he only wants to see you when he's drunk. If he likes you, he'll want… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you. I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over… — Paperboi Copy Share Image
Fresh is better. But you've never drunk fresh blood. Have you?" Simon raised his eyebrow in response. "Well, aside from mine of… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
The one thing I never want to do is act drunk or act high. You don’t do it from a mental kind… — Eva Mendes Copy Share Image
There is nothing contemptible about an intoxicated man - if it is nothing more than a bookful of words or a roomful… — Wyndham Lewis Copy Share Image
Look, this is an odd question, but you're kind of cute and you're pretty nice to me. Are you drunk? It's OK… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
It's around midnight. After I left Dad, my choice was to either become very drunk or write this. I chose to write… — Douglas Coupland Copy Share Image
“The Well or the Cup How can you tell at the start what you can give away and what you must hold… — Kay Ryan Copy Share Image
I've spent the better part of the work day being drunk/hungover and I'm pretty sure I'm not fooling anyone with last night's… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not raging drunk when I play. I just like to relax. Sometimes I stop and I tell people "I'm sorry, I'm… — Chuck Mosley Copy Share Image
I couldn't live without tea. I have two cups in the morning, one at lunch, two in the afternoon and one in… — Gilbert O'Sullivan Copy Share Image
And patience flees my heart, And reason flees my mind. Oh, how drunk can I get to be, Without your love's security? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Cut me own throat had drifted off and was doing business with those late night revelers who were too drunk to prevent… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
The thing that I think a lot of guys need to know how to do is not take your mother's advice about… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
She's so obnoxious. Like a whole Saturday night drunk tank full of obnoxious packed into one little body." Detective Cavuto — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
We agreed to do it when I was drunk at his house one night, then on the day I had to have… — Daniel Craig Copy Share Image
I work for a few at home who are devoted. People who are up now. Either they have some sort of bladder… — Greg Proops Copy Share Image
The Internet is like closing time at a blue-collar bar in Boston. Everyone’s drunk and ugly and they’re going to pass out… — Leon Wieseltier Copy Share Image
“Having drunk the dregs of Your Love, I am intoxicated beyond recognition. Now, I only pray for the nearness of You so… — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
Neoliberalism has left Britain's boss classes drunk on triumphalism, paying themselves record salaries and bonuses while their workers are imprisoned by poverty… — Owen Jones Copy Share Image
