It seems that whatever we do is somehow beyond reproach - murder, rape, drunk driving - as long as we go on… — Eric Stoltz Copy Share Image
No, my friend, I am not drunk. I have just been to the dentist, and need not return for another six months!… — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
The man that gets drunk is little else than a fool, And is in the habit, no doubt, of advocating for Home… — William Topaz McGonagall Copy Share Image
Anybody can be a non-drunk. It takes a special talent to be a drunk. It takes endurance. Endurance is more important than… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
YOU EVER BEEN SO DRUNK AND THOUGHT YOU WERE IN A GIRLS BATHROOM TO PISS AND WENT HER CLOSET AND PISSED ON… — Mike Epps Copy Share Image
That's why we fuck up all the paper we see. We hit the clubs, fuckin ladies for free. Getting drunk, off and… — Jim Jones Copy Share Image
“You don't know what a bad day is until you wake up after a three-day drunk and find out a trap spider… — Matt Ponticello Copy Share Image
Our Adonais has drunk poisonoh! What deaf and viperous murderer could crown Life's early cup with such a draught of woe? — Percy Bysshe Shelley Copy Share Image
“He feels drunk or at least carbonated. Insane. At first, he thinks this is happiness, but then he determines it’s love. Fucking… — Gabrielle Zevin Copy Share Image
Grab that bottle, twist that cap, hold it in the air and tip it back, I'm drunk ass hell, I'm off patron,… — LMFAO Copy Share Image
The night I turned twenty-two, I drank a shot for every year. I was so drunk, I'd just walk up to people… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, I slept with your mother!… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Isn’t she wonderful? A really fine talent, and so beautiful, too.” “Yes,” I said quietly, clapping as well and taking care not… — Kerstin Gier Copy Share Image
Most young people seem to be behaving very intelligently: They look at things once in a while, but then they find it… — Volkmar Sigusch Copy Share Image
The bow of God's wrath is bent, and His arrows made ready upon the string. Justice points the arrow at your heart… — Jonathan Edwards Copy Share Image
The earth is convulsed with a universal sob, and the roads are muddy with tears. But I do not call to mind… — Edgar Wilson Nye Copy Share Image
Two whales walked into a bar. One said, Weeeeeeeee-ooooooooo-uuuuuuuuuu-hhhh. The other whale said, Shut up, Steve. You're drunk! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
“You were drunk. I wanted to hear the words when you were of sound mind. Women get drunk all the time and… — Jodi Ellen Malpas Copy Share Image
I'm touring and I'm bored and it's an off day or I'm travelling and boom, there ya go, it's fun again cause… — Kirk Windstein Copy Share Image
“If you ever have children, tell them they must always be drunk. Drunk on love, drunk on poetry, drunk on wine, it… — Benjamin Hale Copy Share Image
“On the way down the hill we walked three abreast in the cobblestone street, drunk and laughing and talking like men who… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
People in England who do not like gardening are very few, and of the few there are, many do not own to… — E. M. Delafield Copy Share Image
She wants to drink that man too, and then she can forget forever the cheap wine that you gulp down and that… — Paulo Coelho Copy Share Image
Don't think I'm talking nonsense because I'm drunk. I'm not a bit drunk. Brandy's all very well, but I need two bottles… — Fyodor Dostoevsky Copy Share Image
I used to lay drunk in alleys and I probably will again.Bukowski, who is he? I read about Bukowski and it doesn't… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
There is a certain type of conversation one hears only when one is drunk and it is like a dream, full of… — Joy Williams Copy Share Image
“Are you drunk?’ ‘It’s the afternoon, isn’t it? I try always to be drunk by now. Once you start a job you… — Joe Abercrombie Copy Share Image
It's always difficult to make conversation with a drunk, and there's no denying it, the sober are at a disadvantage with him. — W. Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
The Life and Soul, the man who will never go home while there is one man, woman or glass of anything not… — Katharine Whitehorn Copy Share Image
What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I'd rather him (Grover Alexander) pitch a crucial game for me drunk, then anyone I've ever known sober. He was that good. — Rogers Hornsby Copy Share Image
I didn't quit drinking because I was a bad drunk. I quit because I was a spectacular drunk. It got to be… — David Feherty Copy Share Image
There's only one man really responsible for those events - Yahya Khan. Both he and his advisers were so drunk with power… — Zulfikar Ali Bhutto Copy Share Image
Pot is a better drug than alcohol. I'll prove it to you. You're at a ball game or a concert, and someone's… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
So I took her back to my place and we did it doggy style, not because we planned it that way, but… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
I mean, why on earth (outside sickness and hangovers) aren't people continually drunk? I want ecstasy of the mind all the time. — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
A man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk, but if you hold his mouth open and pour in a quart,… — Lyndon B. Johnson Copy Share Image
Neon shines through smokey eyes tonight, It's 2 AM, I'm drunk again, It's heavy on my mind...Excused me please, one more drink,… — Dave Matthews Band Copy Share Image
I hate bands that hang around, like, 10 years too long - they're like the drunk at a party you can't get… — Al Jourgensen Copy Share Image
The big elephant sitting in the corner is that George W. Bush is simply unqualified for the job. What's his accomplishment? That… — Ron Reagan Copy Share Image
