After the crash happened, I was so humiliated and embarrassed. I thought of Mothers Against Drunk Drivers, that they must hate me. — Tracey Gold Copy Share Image
I attended a very small junior high and specially in the end that became a disaster. The principal was pretty senile and… — Jonathan Brandis Copy Share Image
The NHL's opinion of itself is so high… Let them get drunk on their greatness. We'll see how many Euros look our… — Alexander Medvedev Copy Share Image
Ann Coulter to me is someone who says things that I say all the time, but I say them at three in… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
In Manhasset you were either Yankees or Mets, rich or poor, sober or drunk...You were 'Gaelic' or 'garlic," as one schoolmate told… — J. R. Moehringer Copy Share Image
There's the really angry drunk, who's just annoying to be around. I prefer the drunk who falls all over the place and… — Aaron Paul Copy Share Image
I wonder what the High Septon would have to say about the sanctity of oaths sworn while dead drunk, chained to a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I mean, look, no matter how you feel about Bush, watching him speak is difficult. It's like- it's like watching a drunk… — Tucker Carlson Copy Share Image
A man is at the bar, drunk. I pick him up off the floor, and offer to take him home. On the… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
The old shepherd had died, or got drunk, or got rats, or got the sack, or a legacy, or got sane, or… — Henry Lawson Copy Share Image
“Am I making something worth while? I’m not sure. I write and I sing and I hear words from time to time… — Charlotte Eriksson Copy Share Image
During the past eleven days here in the Muslim world, I have eaten from the same plate, drunk from the same glass,… — Malcolm X Copy Share Image
It's because you aren't thinking very clearly tonight." "I know. Being Drunk is weird." "Oh my god. I love you so much.… — Jessica Sorensen Copy Share Image
When you once attribute effects to the will of a personal God, you have let in a lot of little gods and… — Elbert Hubbard Copy Share Image
There would have to be bread, some rich, whole-grain bread and zwieback, and perhaps on a long, narrow dish some pale Westphalian… — Rainer Maria Rilke Copy Share Image
“Why didn't you write all this time? Did you not remember us in a song? A dance? In the skies littered with… — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
The whole world is drunk and we're just the cocktail of the moment. Someday soon, the world will wake up, down two… — Dean Martin Copy Share Image
He has been known by many names: Lucifer, Beelzabub, Belial, the Prince of Lies, Satan, and at a party once an obnoxious… — Gary Larson Copy Share Image
You know you are drunk if you swerve to miss a tree than realize it is the air freshener hanging from your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To be alone and to be drunk with your own aloneness is what meditation is all about. Be in the world, but… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
As he followed Bill back to the others a wry though came to him, born no doubt of the wine he had… — J. K. Rowling Copy Share Image
Only what we have lost forever do we possess forever. Only when we have drunk from the river of darkness can we… — Brother Theodore Copy Share Image
Unhappy man! Do you share my maddness? Have you drunk also of the intoxicating draught? Hear me; let me reveal my tale,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The film Punch - Drunk Love is how you see the world when you're in love. You don't see somebody's psychological baggage… — Emily Watson Copy Share Image
When we drink, we get drunk, when we get drunk we pass out, when we pass out, we commit no sin, when… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's not pregame'n if you have absolutely nowhere to go & nothing to do afterwards. Thats just simply gettin drunk & being a loser — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The air will always be too filled with something. Your body too sore or tired. Your father too drunk. Your wife too… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
3 Rules to live by : don't shop when you're hungry , don't date when you're horny , and don't update your status when you're drunk... — Melchor Lim Copy Share Image
Both Mom and Dad were blackout, killer drinkers. Dad came to school football games drunk. I'd find Mom passed out in the… — Mariette Hartley Copy Share Image
I don't drink. I choose to be sober now. I have drunk over the last six years, but I just don't want… — Chester Bennington Copy Share Image
You cannot prevent a man getting drunk if he wishes to do so, but when he becomes a nuisance, then you interfere. — Jiddu Krishnamurti Copy Share Image
If there was a pill that allowed you to drink and not get drunk, an alcoholic would go "What happens if you… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
And I, infinitesimal being, drunk with the great starry void, likeness, image of mystery, I felt myself a pure part of the… — Pablo Neruda Copy Share Image
My feeling is, if you're going to be called a celebrity, you might as well use it for some good. It's better… — Tom Colicchio Copy Share Image
“If you're going to drive a Hummer and buy carbon offsets, that's like getting drunk every night and getting into an AA… — Ed Begley, Jr Copy Share Image
You have to take pains in a memoir not to hang on the reader's arm, like a drunk, and say, 'And then… — Annie Dillard Copy Share Image
“Well, I've kept you waiting long enough," he said, peering at me from that distance which drinking adds between people and which,… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
It is now conceded that all idea of British intervention is at an end... I want to hug the army of the… — Henry Adams Copy Share Image
“We’re drunk,” she informs me, “and drunk people have crazy,sporadic thoughts.” “Very true,” I agree. “Sometimes when I’m drunk, I think that… — Tarryn Fisher Copy Share Image
I've never drunk coffee. I'm convinced it has something to do with why my skin is good. I have either mint, green… — Saffron Aldridge Copy Share Image
