Dog Quotes · Page 50

The snake, the rat, the cat, the dog... How you gonna see 'em if you livin' in the fog?

— DMX

I love my dog, but since the kids came along, the petting has gone out of our relationship.

— Dana Gould

The more one gets to know of men, the more one values dogs.

— Alphonse Toussenel

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am.

— Charles Yu

The difference between dog and human is that dog only lick his ass by himself.

— Anonymous

Most owners are at length able to teach themselves to obey their dog.

— Robert Morley

The truth is, Pavlov's dog trained Pavlov to ring this bell just before the dog salivated.

— George Carlin

“But I can’t lie to you either: this losing a dog thing ain’t for sissies.”

— Russ Ryan

For God's sake (I never was more serious) don't make me ridiculous any more by terming me gentle-hearted in print.

— Charles Lamb

I watch movies and hang with my family, go shopping, love to cuddle with my dog, Happy, & write songs with my guitar!

— Megan Lee

I've made a dog's breakfast of English history, geography, 'King Lear,' and the English language in general.

— Christopher Moore

“Casper, she said someone has to hold your leash.” The dog barked. Then he dipped his head, picked up the end of…

— Brigid Kemmerer

I always disliked dogs, those protectors of cowards who lack the courage to fight an assailant themselves.

— August Strindberg

Well, look, man, I know that Corey Sanders is a player that I've watched for a long time. I love him. I…

— Jay Williams

If I feel down, I can do what I've always done - go see a friend, walk the dog, have a cup…

— Dana Reeve

What's the dog called?"Jason asked. "Feraclestinius Androbrelium Pathershin the Seventh." "No, I meant his entire name.

— Brandon Mull

I will sleep all day; I love staying in bed with my dog and reading and not getting up and checking my…

— Brittany Snow

“And what's more, he'll go and live with his friend unless his friend is allowed to come in and live with him...His…

— P.L. Travers

She can take a year to read something, whereas I like a book that becomes more important in my life that life…

— Jeremy Clarkson

Nothing sets a person up more than having something turn out just the way it's supposed to be, like falling into a…

— Claud Cockburn

When I got him out he was near froze solid and shivering. He was shaking so hard that I wasted half a…

— Abraham Lincoln

“A blind man knows he cannot see, and is glad to be led, though it be by a dog; but he that…

— Samuel Butler

The dog is still in the natural state. And you can easily see that, because you have problems and your dog doesn't.…

— Eckhart Tolle

LITTLE DOGS RHAPSODY IN THE NIGHT (PERCY THREE) He puts his cheek against mine and makes small, expressive sounds. And when I'm…

— Mary Oliver

Sharks are like dogs. They only bite when you touch their private parts.

— Rob Schneider

Saying I am the top dog doesn't do too much for me, because things change week to week.

— Darren Waller

The implication of AKC registration is that a dog who has it is better than a dog who hasn't.

— Jean Hanff Korelitz

Get your dog spayed or neutered. That's one of the first things that you should go and do.

— China Anne McClain

He went up to heaven, located his dog. Not only that, but he rejoined his arm.

— Johnny Cash

One of the most enduring friendships in history - dogs and their people, people and their dogs.

— Terry Kay

“A dog doesn’t understand mathematics, but that doesn’t mean mathematics doesn’t exist.”

— Sean Chercover

I prefer have 1 dog than have 1 people like my 'friend'

— Unkown

If your dog should be dead, I'm gonna love you instead.

— George Harrison

Hear our humble prayer, O God. Make us, ourselves, to be true friends to the animals.

— Albert Schweitzer

It was dog food. Beef livers with onions in a can. You open it up and it looks like vomit.

— Tom Sizemore

Dogs and cats get put to sleep; hogs and cows get slaughtered.

— George Carlin

You might be a redneck if your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You just never know when it might be cookie time. And, that is what the dogs have taught me.

— Merrill Markoe

I've always been an animal lover. I've grown up with dogs my whole life.

— Will Estes

There is no snooze button on a dog that wants to go out for a piss.

— Azgraybebly Joslan