I am deeply grateful for the life I do have. In many ways, I am very fortunate. — Merrill Markoe Copy Share Image
Every moment of your life that is not a complete nightmare is happiness. — Merrill Markoe Every moment Copy Share Image
It's just like magic. When you live by yourself, all your annoying habits are gone!. — Merrill Markoe Acceptance Copy Share Image
Beware the man who doesn't ask you any questions about yourself on your first date. — Merrill Markoe About yourself Copy Share Image
I think people figure out early in their lives what currency they can work in. — Merrill Markoe Currency Copy Share Image
A wacky, trendy outfit on a guy over 40 indicates he's got big issues. — Merrill Markoe Copy Share Image
The day is divided into two important sections: Mealtimes and everything else. — Merrill Markoe Copy Share Image
my mother ... took the fact that my taste differed from hers as a personal insult. — Merrill Markoe Facts Copy Share Image
Men, as a general rule, shy away from therapy because there is no obvious way to keep score. — Merrill Markoe Greatness Copy Share Image
When anyone lacks self-awareness and doesn't recognize their transparencies, it's always funny. — Merrill Markoe Awareness Copy Share Image
Whatever behavior you've experienced from people in the past, expect them to do it again and again and again. — Merrill Markoe Copy Share Image
No one would argue against the fact that L.A. leads the country in opportunities for being hip and pretentious. — Merrill Markoe Copy Share Image
“I have a very hard time getting to rage. I always assume that maybe I've done something wrong and then forgotten about… — Merrill Markoe Guilt Copy Share Image
our culture is definitely the eighth grade. It's run by eighth-grade boys, and the way these boys show a girl they like… — Merrill Markoe Boys Copy Share Image
You just never know when it might be cookie time. And, that is what the dogs have taught me. — Merrill Markoe Animal Copy Share Image
They were soul mates, my mother and father. They claimed to adore each other, as if the word 'adore' meant 'argue with… — Merrill Markoe Copy Share Image
I’ve made my life’s work spotting assholes. And you know, I think it’s harder now than ever before because there’s so many… — Merrill Markoe Copy Share Image
“At least watching dirty movies can be kind of fascinating if they aren't too horribly strange. And even the horribly strange ones… — Merrill Markoe Copy Share Image
“Once you get into it, it's all you can think about. Look, I know you don't trust my judgment because I eat… — Merrill Markoe Copy Share Image
“That's just stupid," said Chuck. "Have a look around at the rest of the animal kingdom lately? I'll have sex with anyone… — Merrill Markoe Animal kingdom Copy Share Image
I have learned that the stuff that causes me anxiety, the stuff I instinctively veer away from, is usually a road map… — Merrill Markoe Anxiety Copy Share Image
“Well, there's two kinds of peeing...There's regular peeing, because you have to pee. And then there's auxiliary competitive peeing. For acquiring empire.… — Merrill Markoe Copy Share Image
Conversely, beware the man who does nothing but ask you questions about yourself and offers no information about himself. Not only is… — Merrill Markoe About yourself Copy Share Image
If you begin a conversation about potato salad and find yourself being called a castrating bitch, don't waste your time going around… — Merrill Markoe Copy Share Image
“Someone's at the door! Someone's at the door!!!" they both yelled. "I just told you, it's my—" I called, knowing they couldn't… — Merrill Markoe Copy Share Image
“I gotta ask you...why do you always circle before you lie down?" I said. "As opposed to what?" Johnny Depp asked, astonished… — Merrill Markoe Copy Share Image
We are pretty sure that we and our pets share the same reality, until one day we come home to find that… — Merrill Markoe Animal Copy Share Image
In a way, watching an attractive, potentially dangerous guy play guitar is a little like watching a tiger agree to do tricks… — Merrill Markoe Copy Share Image
More than any other personality trait, my mother seemed to be ruled by anger and sadness. She seemed to hate being a… — Merrill Markoe Copy Share Image
Here’s what I learned: First thing in the morning, before I have drowned myself in coffee, while I still have that sleepy… — Merrill Markoe Bees Copy Share Image
“I don't know if you can empathize, but it hurts when someone you love dumps you." "You're joking, right?" said Chuck. "How… — Merrill Markoe Copy Share Image
“Maybe this is kind of cliche, but animals, well, dogs, are what I do for a living. One reason I like spending… — Merrill Markoe Animal Copy Share Image
“Younger love, it seemed, was mainly about the idea of potential--the illusion that magical transformations were bound to occur when the person… — Merrill Markoe Change Copy Share Image
Of the things I know to be true in life, right at the top of the list of irrefutable truths is, "No… — Merrill Markoe Copy Share Image
“I'm clear with all my bitches...I hump her till she bites me. Then it's adios bitches, time for BALL.” — Merrill Markoe Copy Share Image
Reality television is a scripted hyper-life that employs writers, but won't allow them to call themselves writers or join the union. — Merrill Markoe Copy Share Image
“And Mom? You're a good girl." "Thank you. That's very sweet of you, Chuck" Though what I was really thinking was: This… — Merrill Markoe Copy Share Image
I don't like the celebrity gossip culture, and I certainly don't want to contribute to it. I don't care about the Kardashians,… — Merrill Markoe Care Copy Share Image
As you can imagine this is a very emotional moment for me because Dave promised me many times that I was the… — Merrill Markoe Copy Share Image
